My brothers, there will come a time when this sight is yours too. When you can claim a Malfoid of your own. Never doubt that, but always move towards it, in the same way that you never doubt victory even as you march towards battle.
We do not tell children stories of knights and dragons to convince them that dragons are real, we teach them because there will come a time in which they meet a dragon of their own, and they must understand that it too can be slain so long as they are heroic and brave. So too do we tell stories of pure and authentic love, so that our brave sensitive young men may know that there are women in the world worth slaying any number of dragons for.
Leftists freaks hate this because it reminds them how pure high school relationships are. We need to promote and defend young love. People need to marry younger and start families sooner. Previous generations did, and they were happier because of it.