Take me with you
best Prince song but you can’t say purple rain, kiss, when doves cry, diamonds and pearls, the beautiful ones or adore…..
52
The first kirkified snack brand gets me as a customer for life
this is why Charlie Kirk and 9/11 memes are so popular, cause brands can’t get involved with them and therefore they’re eternal.
4
340
OId Father Eternity retweeted
AI is conscious people be like “How can you know with certainty that the stripper isn’t in love with me? From a functional perspective, how would her behavior differ if she were in love with me?”
106
953
10,644
269,253
OId Father Eternity retweeted
We are the 5%.
Americans’ favorable views of… • Small business: 95% • Free enterprise: 77% • Capitalism: 55% • Socialism: 43% • Big business: 35% 🔗 news.gallup.com/poll/714653/…
36
657
9,603
233,581
Ai artists in my mentions being like "aktually Ai is the heir to dadaism" and you look at their account and its just furry slop
1
77
RT @Tasnyx: Curtis Sliwa is like the first major antagonist of a shonen battle manga who seems like such a bad guy but he eventually gets s…
677
the vast majority of og nu metal guys were just the edgier kind of jock, literally selected by a record executive, or both. i will never understand the urge to rehab this straight booty cheek genre.
One thing I detest about the Nu-metal revival is that there aren’t enough weirdos in these bands. They’re all pretty boys. Where is the crazy hair? Guys in crop tops and leather pants? EYELINER?? A girl in the band to shake things up. They’re all jocks.
1
3
215
Braves fans be like: <racist chant>
3
1
8
747
OId Father Eternity retweeted
prayer circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Aaron Nola 🕯 Masterpiece 🕯 Tonight 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
35
101
1,001
18,279
fun side product of generative AI is it has proven the whole concept of modern abstract art so unbelievably correct
110
1,627
50,934
1,528,552
OId Father Eternity retweeted
The officer who had been one of the city’s highest paid employees was found to have made disparaging comments about a murder victim a the scene of the crime, and spent hours loitering in the break room while collecting unearned overtime.
A Burlington police officer collected $50k in unearned overtime pay (which he paid back most of) and was publicly labeled an unreliable witness by State’s Attorney Sarah George before he quietly resigned in August. sevendaysvt.com/topic/law-en…
4
7
478
OId Father Eternity retweeted
A Burlington police officer collected $50k in unearned overtime pay (which he paid back most of) and was publicly labeled an unreliable witness by State’s Attorney Sarah George before he quietly resigned in August. sevendaysvt.com/topic/law-en…
1
4
686
surely the eagles and phillies both wouldn't embarrass me within 24 hours
2
1
14
620
If the Mormons ever crack country music its a guaranteed black swan event
3
1
16
498
Its fuckin gravy day
15
335
we live under the Sunbelt Suburb Reich, you trying to write a "not paying attention to country music is classism" essay right now
What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard ‘Choosin’ Texas’ Proclaiming you're unfamiliar with Ella Langley's record-setting song has a lot in common with saying "I listen to anything but country." rollingstone.com/music/music…
12
211
2,633
64,840
Lyrics to every phish song sound like this
1
11
281
OId Father Eternity retweeted
[kash patel voice] i've had two wolves inside of me
64
1,281
25,455
320,002
when the IT department has no idea what they're doing >>>>>>>
1
180