just a little guy with big dreams
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i did NOT kiss the village head's son on the asshole OR the ass cheeks in the early 2010s, do NOT believe the rumors!!!
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currently in a retardationship with another retard
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As a member of the far right, I do in fact have fantasies of countrysides full of pubs and Labradors to drink warm ales with.
This absurd minster represents Southwold, home of Adnams. Its hinterland is replete with the pubs and countryside she despises.
Suffolk Coastal : Reform gain.
Minister says countryside of pubs and labradors is 'far-Right' fantasy mol.im/a/16167291 via @DailyMail
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30 year old can’t understand the concept of don’t write or draw on something that isn’t yours, they usually only have to teach things like that to preschoolers
At work, we got these cute werewolf scarecrows. They put one up by the registers and gave it a mini work apron. One night I wrote pronouns under the name. I didn't see it for a while so I assumed they took the apron off or it sold.
Nope. They moved it and removed the pronouns.
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“I couldn’t even rape you if I tried dummy, don’t get excited”, before dismissively tossing one’s hands up and walking away from the bemused street performer. The police have already arrived
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Once when I was 9 I saw a black person at school and I felt really sorry for him because I thought his black skin looked ugly
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whenever i do anything bad just be aware that its the spider that crawled into my ear making me do it
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Regardless of your view of this particular meme, pay good attention to the widespread hate this got, and by whom: It's a 💎 case study for the longhoused future. This would've been hardly edgy in 2009. The internet is "browner" now & younger Zoomers grew up with socmed censorship
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Liquid Death is safe edgy. If they called it Rape Water I would respect them more.
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if there is going to be tem porn can i somehow magically ask that it gets tagged temmoi instead , does it work like that
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anyone know why shitting feels like a shotgun blast OUT of my ass lately
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"oh wow im naturally muscular as shit, let me bitch about it"
today as i was greeting guests a cis girl decided to compliment how “buff” and “hot” my arms and chest are. the room went silent. after a minute of staring at the floor i smiled and retreated to my room to cry- and change into long sleeves.
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Honestly it’s my Wife’s fault our daughter thinks Howling Mutant is going to take her little ass. When she won’t go to bed my wife will text me from upstairs to knock on the front door loudly. She’ll proceed to tell her Mutants there to kidnap her if she doesn’t sleep. It works.
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