Trying my hardest to shoe-horn Alan Partridge or Office quotes into every situation

Fun fact: West Bromwich Albion are the first team to win promotion to the Premier league and then get relegated before their fans have had a chance to witness a minute of live football #WBA
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France: famous for being riot free before immigration...
France is currently seeing mass violent riots by migrant school kids. Schools have been set on fire along with busses and police assaulted. This is the second day of unrest taking over France. Over 1,000 have been arrested 400 schools have been closed 2 high schools were set on fire. This is the result of mass immigration.
Community note
The opening burning bus is from a Jan 2023 mechanical accident in Nîmes, not current protests. Passengers evacuated safely. Current unrest involves student protests over school conditions with violence and fires. tf1info.fr/justice-faits-… reuters.com/world/about-40…
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Of course the real victims here are the perverts that want to sexualise 15 year old school girls
‘A lot of women are sexualising themselves.’ Caller Simon doesn't agree with the campaign to ban school uniforms from porn. What follows leaves Shelagh Fogarty baffled.
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Are you ready kids? Whooooo, got kicked out the ground at Cambridge FC? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
The time Spongebob got kicked out of the Wimbledon away end at Cambridge… 🤣😭
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Replying to @pattoJPN1
Esther Rantzen Clint Eastwood Yoko Ono #DeathBingo2026
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FWAW retweeted
*Gasps* "Fuck that stupid shit off .... no!" Hahahaha
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'backed'
Backed by more than 2,500 of you at Molineux today. 💙🤍
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FWAW retweeted
JIMENEZ MUST’VE DREAMT OF NAT PHILLIPS LAST NIGHT AND ABSOLUTELY BOTTLED IT #WBA
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FWAW retweeted
Dingles are not good man. We start the game right next Sunday, we can easily take all 3 points. #wba
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Full-time.
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Replying to @WBA @fitlifefoods
Shit game We bottled it Ref should have booked that dirty cunt Andre at least 5 times.
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Replying to @WBA @fitlifefoods
No passion, no desire, dingles wanted it more. Thats what makes me more angry than anything #wba
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FWAW retweeted
spineless set of cunts, shit the fucking bed on the biggest day
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Replying to @WBA @fitlifefoods
Imagine not turning up for this game.. horrifically bad performance.
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Replying to @WBA @fitlifefoods
Hang your heads in shame. Unforgivable performance that.
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Replying to @WBA @fitlifefoods
Disgusting embarrassing performance. Shit cunts
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Replying to @WBA @fitlifefoods
Embarrassing. I have no words for you lot
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They're lucky to get away only losing 1-0, that was an absolute battering, not one of their players gets into our squad #wwfc
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Donald Trump for the hat trick tomorrow please 🤞
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RIP Dolly
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