Proud infidel. Has been known to eat stale cake. 😋 Strictly no unsolicited DMs or you will be blocked.
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Wookiee retweeted
According to a study I just made up, those who LIKE and REPOST my posts are happier and more intelligent than those who don't.
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Well that was interesting...
A lady tried to pick me up in the cheese section of our local supermarket this afternoon, completely with touching and suggestions of what we could do.
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Lady, you're standing between me and the cheeses.
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Wookiee retweeted
Maryanne Albanese died 25 May 2002, still in the Camperdown public-housing home she’d lived in since 1936 (~65 years). Albo grew up there, left in 1990.
At her death he was Grayndler MP + shadow minister on a $95,600 base salary (no extra shadow loading then) + ~$27,300 electorate allowance.
The maximum single Disability Support Pension at that time was about $421.80 a fortnight.
And the rent on the unit - Long-term pensioners housed before February 1990 could still be on the old 18% pensioner concession — about $38 a week.
So while Albo was earning a base MP salary: $95,600 a year → about $1,838 a week + Electorate allowance (small urban seat like Grayndler): about $27,300 a year → about $525 a week, he was letting his mum continue to take up a state housing flat at $38 a week.
@AlboIsPM @PaulineHansonOz @News24Aust
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This makes sense. ⬇️
I support a mosque being built anywhere in the US. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs.
To promote tolerance, I would also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, The Turban Cowboy and the other, a topless bar, would be called You Mecca Me Hot.
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and across the street, an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called Iraq of Ribs.
We could also have a lingerie store called Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret and a liquor store called Mohammered.
All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.
Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. 😎 I did my part 😉or we can just send them back to where ever they came from.....
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We got the carpets cleaned today.
Always thought they were a mid grey but it turns out they're actually a golden beige.
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Thirty days sober today. 🙂👍
Yep, I reckon that over the past 40 years or more, today is my 30th day.
Not in a row of course... in total.
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Thank you for the follow.
I have also followed you.
A very brief look at your posts suggests I will enjoy your content.
@cynthialowens
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Wishing #AngryAnderson a speedy and full recovery.
Hang in there mate, you're in good hands.
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Hey
@AlboMP
You really need to turn down the heat with the language you are using about Hanson and One Nation.
You are either deliberately trying to incite violence or you're just extremely stupid.
Stop it now.
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Autistic bot not being properly supervised climbs into Zoo enclosure to torment the wildlife. All the other properly supervised autistic children did not climb into zoo enclosures.
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One of those days today.
My 240 liter aquarium decided to pour water all over the floor today. 🤷🏻♂️
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Nasty, bad tempered... am I missing anything?
JUST IN: Anthony Albanese has nearly had an accident as he arrived for day one of Labor's 50th National Conference in Adelaide. The prime minister was taking an escalator when it suddenly stopped, becoming visibly frustrated after almost taking a tumble. tinyurl.com/2kj5r6ms
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Wookiee retweeted
This cover-up should go viral.
"The former undercover agent... warned ASIO about Sajid and Naveed Akram six years before the Bondi shooting."
And now they won't grant him a visa to give evidence at the Royal Commission.
Why? It's Labor. Let the bodies hit the floor before anyone in government is held to account.
abc.net.au/news/2026-07-23/v…
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I guess the main question now is whether Senator Lindsey Graham's cardiac arrest was natural, such as a thrombosis from the recent flight, or induced by an assassin.
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Wookiee retweeted
Remembering Derryn Hinch @HumanHeadline who paid me the the kindest mark of respect when we spoke in June 2025.
He told me what he wanted to have written on his tombstone, two words, and they weren't 'That's life'.
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