I'm here for a long time, not a good time. Professional emailer at @friday_beers
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My boss Zooming in for a meeting that was mandatory in person for the rest of the team
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if you truly love the shareholders, put your money where your mouth is gang. Big Q4 initiative across the org.
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Work Hack: put this on your laptop so everyone knows you fucking hate your job and won't bother you with needless bullshit
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Will Angus, who appears in “Artificial” as Anthropic co-founder Dario Amodei, says Andrew Garfield “nailed” his performance as Sam Altman:
“He has this vocal fry in between lines, kind of when he’s thinking, that he really nailed. The walk, the head movements. It was spooky.”
variety.com/2026/film/news/a…
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Dude went from posting skits on instagram, TikTok, and YouTube to a full blown actor. Crazy. Impressive.
Will Angus, who appears in “Artificial” as Anthropic co-founder Dario Amodei, says Andrew Garfield “nailed” his performance as Sam Altman:
“He has this vocal fry in between lines, kind of when he’s thinking, that he really nailed. The walk, the head movements. It was spooky.”
variety.com/2026/film/news/a…
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That's the thing about coworkers, man. I get older, they stay the same age (it fucking sucks and i feel old and increasingly out of touch as the years pass.)
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Yeah, I’m living the dream. It involves multiple locations (rainy urban landscape, luxury hotel, snow fortress, etc) and Leonardo DiCaprio and Joseph Gordon-Levitt are prominently featured. Ultimately ends with me deciding to sell off my father’s businesses and become my own man
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I almost exclusively have nightmares involving workplace anxiety so I actually am always living the dream when you think about it
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Me buying time when my boss asks for the Google Doc outlining the 2027 roadmap that was due 9 days ago
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MONDAY MOTIVATION: you will eventually die and be probably forgotten soon after so it doesn't really matter what you do today in the grand scheme of things
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Gen Z employee telling me they can’t do a task fully within their job description because they’re super tired on Mondays
Chris Maccaviti
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Monday morning, time to chug 3 cold brews and shit out everything I put into my body this weekend 💪💪💪
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probably already an argument but if AI leaders want the technology to be conscious then wouldn't it be slavery to monetize it and they'd have to free the computers or something? Seems like a bad idea to push that
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It’s really funny how many of the technocrat bros love the idea of Catholism. They love the aura. They wish they had it. But they don’t like the actual teachings of Catholism. They want the vibes because they’re auraless. But the second The Pope says something they disagree with it’s over. “Popeslop” “Pope won’t admit my computer is conscious” “woke Pope”. That’s not how it works champ.
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about to go to my cousin's wedding where there will be 800 people who don't use AI & am missing san francisco. it's nice being able to go to a random bar in sf & know that there's someone there who will be down to converse about the exact topics that most interest you. i take it for granted way too often
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if you need an AI agent to make a dinner reservation for you, you might just be a fucking moron
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To be fair, at the end of the day, what is HR but a personal advisory council of stuffed animals with distinct personalities?
JUST IN: Anthropic co-founder Daniela Amodei & her husband reportedly used a “personal advisory council” of stuffed animals with distinct personalities to work through workplace conflicts.
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How it feels helping out on a project at work out of the goodness of your heart and then immediately having it become part of your job for no extra pay
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