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ride brownies face while ice cream sucks my titties and cookies nibbles my neck
kiss marry kill brownies, ice cream, cookies
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StableRonaldo was genuinely in tears after LosPollos randomly got struck by lightning on their first ever Minecraft Hardcore run 👀😭 - The chance of getting struck by lightning in Minecraft is approximately a 1 in 100,000 chance
Community note
The lightning strike was not a random chance. In order for lightning to appear, it must be raining and have the thunderstorm weather condition. There is no rain or thunderstorm in the clip. The lightning was not random and was instead used by command to strike a player. minecraft.wiki/w/Thunderstorm
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I’m liking this gaffer quite a bit
🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham issues a diagnosis of Britain "The British right talk about taking back control, NEVER let them forget that they are the ones that gave it away in the first place"
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Being like this is probably so exhausting
SNEAKO notices there is a porn category for everyone except Jews “There’s categories for Black women, Ebony, BBC, for White people, Mia Khalifa for arab and Muslim women, Chinese, Hentai, Japanese. They don’t have categories for Jews… Have you ever noticed that?”
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Jim Legxacy’s stage visuals for his performance at All Points East
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Drinking the same drink you recently used as a chaser feels like the world is working against you
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my wife and kids tryna talk to me but marlon still hasnt rizzed up indie navarrette
Inde Navarrette photographed by Myles Pettengill
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rob said it best
Jeremy Strong would treat his co-stars how he imagined Mark Zuckerberg would treat them during ‘THE SOCIAL RECKONING’. “I told all the other actors in his scenes: ‘Guys, he’s not going to be hanging out with you at craft service. He’s not going to be yucking it up with you between takes. He’s probably not going to speak to you at all.” (Source: nytimes.com/2026/09/19/magaz…)
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What tf was I ordering in 2023
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He could be saying anything. What if he was inciting people to b*head white people?
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Every time I see this video something compels me to watch the entire thing and it always makes me feel terrible and I do not stop .
Prod. by me
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Obsession was so good you couldn’t find one person saying it was bad when it came out lol
it’s funny to me how everyone loved obsession when it came out but now people are starting to be like yeah i never like that movie, it doesn’t deserve the awards it’s nominated for, yall are under psychosis. like shut the fuck up oh my god. let people like what they like.
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Tyler the complainer striked again in London yesterday
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“I hope animal rights protesters make it known that they denounce pedophiles” - said by Genuine Waste of Air
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denzel curry was never good
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Anytime a woman finds me attractive

ALT Looking At Me What Did I Do GIF

Learning you’re handsome is an experience
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This deadass how it feels tho takes an average day to amazing so fast
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well the stripper COULD love me if she got to know me, its not impossible
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