From the BEST WEE COUNTRY IN THE WORLD: Northern Ireland. Long in the tooth. Smarter than you. Better looking too. I'm always right. Not very tolerant.

Northern Ireland, UK.
8th Draft of The Gun complete. 1st 11 chapters attached. Chapter 7 had a full re-write. Lots of new stuff added to the rest of the novel. Really pleased with how it's looking. This has been a real labour of love since November. Enjoy! Or not πŸ™‚ drive.google.com/file/d/1Ipn…
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Close. Allow the unfinished walk home to complete. Let it be dignified and quiet. If not, the world will see it. Then draw a line under it. Even Stevens. A wonderful opportunity for both communities to be respectful and magnanimous. As if πŸ€”πŸ€£
This won't be a popular opinion but the Orange Order, having established the right to march to Drumcree church again and engineered a much needed review of the Parades Commission should keep the moral high ground and not march down the Garvaghy Road.
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Booker Dewitt πŸ’” retweeted
This woman is an opportunist. She did not call for the Secretary of State to sack the Parades Commission a few weeks ago when they royally messed up. Instead, she and her party misjudged what any lay person could see coming down the tracks, and now she's bouncing on a bandwagon. She should go back to Dublin (where she lives far away from the tension the rest of us have to live with) and let the court deal with the issue.
Sinn FΓ©in President Mary Lou McDonald outside the High Court in Belfast this evening where the Garvaghy Road Residents have lodged an appeal against today's decision by the Parades Comission to allow Sunday's Orange Order Parade.
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Booker Dewitt πŸ’” retweeted
Let me get this straight because I am confused. The Parades Commission are impartial and all their decisions should be upheld. Until they make a decision I disagree with? Got it πŸ‘
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Excessively punish the individual in order to frighten the rest of the population into compliance. "Make an example" It's not justice, it is control, at a population level. Meanwhile peadophiles and rapists walk out of court with a slap on the wrist.
So let me get this right. Pedophile gets bail, not only get’s bail but is allowed to return home to the very same place he was filming young girls out of the window from. Even the head of the Met Police asked β€œwhy are we protecting pedophiles and not children” Danny Tommo; punctures a boat and he’s refused bail. I post an intemperate tweet, swiftly deleted, refused bail. None of this is coincidental. It’s all by design. The worst part being, the establishment think they are bullying everyone into submission, but are in fact causing this country a very, very big issue. Anyone that believes Danny Tommo is a bigger danger to the public than a man that films children, is going to hell in a handcart. History and karma will not be kind to anyone complicit in this absolute shit show.
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Yes πŸ˜…
πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’― You just can't beat the old sitcoms can you?
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I think I have caught up on all my follow backs but if not, let me know. And thanks. Be warned though. I was born in the 70's and often say things that would get me put in prison if I lived in the UK. Oh no! I live in the UK! #DoNotCare If that sounds fun, we are going to get on great πŸ«£πŸ˜…
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The Pope is going to warn humanity about the dangers of AI. I guess warning people about Satan just doesn't grab the headlines any more.
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I feel that I need to address this 🀣 The grass is soaking wet. Not only that, so much rain fell last night that the ground is now sodden and the dogs running around are starting to make it muddy. I had a small chance to cut the grass on weds afternoon and bottled it as I didn't want to scare Evie with the noise of the lawnmower. So all you garden wankers can stop now and leave me alone πŸ˜‰πŸ€—πŸ€£
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Ginger daughter is 17 tomorrow. She fleeced me for Β£50 last saturday. "Early birthday present" she called it. Like all Gingers, she could buy and sell you. Then buy you back and sell you again, for twice the price this time. Even at 17 she still likes Dad to make her a big milky mug of hot chocolate for her before bed πŸ€—
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Booker Dewitt πŸ’” retweeted
My work has turned off the ability to edit a Teams message. Noww i aam writin awl my mssages lik ths an itts geettin write up teh nosse of my bos an I dnt giv a fk
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These 1kg tubs of peanut butter are about Β£3 in @homebargains right now. No palm/sunflower oil. 100% roasted peanuts. Home Bargains are the only shop in the UK actually making the cost of living crisis bearable. Be lost without them and I am not remotely joking.
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Most Beloved Wife got in touch to say that Evie did good today. She ate well and was fairly settled. She still had to scoop her up like a rugby ball to get her in from the garden, of course 🀣 Last night she needed help to find her bed. Tonight she found it herself and appears to be having an early night. I miss her. But by 5.30pm tomorrow I will be going through the door with some new treats I got at @homebargains earlier. Lamb chews, of all things lol I bet she is initially nervous with me and then when I get close remembers me. If I get a tail wag I'll be delighted. If not, I'll still be delighted. Things that are just too much for her right now: 1. Strangers. I usually bring my kids to stay over on a Friday night but decided not to this week. Maybe next week. 2. Stairs. Our other dug sleeps in our bedroom. Evie has a bed waiting for her there too if she ever feels brave enough. I am not lifting her up the stairs because it is simply too dangerous/risky to have to lift her down again. She might always be a downstairs dog and that is ok 3. TV. She is unsure of it. She'll watch it from another room but not the same room. 4. Fast hand movements. Really unsettling and she bolts. 5. Unexpected noises. Can send her crashing away And crazily, this is actually only day 5 of the home trial. Hasn't she done well? From hiding behind the shed, to not eating for a full day and just lying in her bed, completely shut down. From that scare she got when I knocked over the metal towel rail and she pee'd herself and spent 14 hours afterwards in her bed. But there is a little hound personality in there just starting to peek out and that is very exciting. I can already see a bit of rascal in her. Wonder who she might get that from? 🀣
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Most Beloved Wife is my best friend. She changed my life when I was broken. I am paying that forward to my lovely Evie πŸ₯°
Replying to @WrecklessGamer
Just wonderful to see πŸ₯° and I love how you say most beloved wife πŸ₯° what beautiful souls you all are ❀️
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Exactly. She is basically a 3 year old puppy!
Replying to @WrecklessGamer
She is being a puppy. Something she was not allowed to be. It's beautiful to wach her enjoying herself.
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Most Beloved Wife just sent me a video of Evie playing with an old ball in the garden. Does your heart good πŸ₯°
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Couple of sorry looking poached eggs (not very fresh) but they didn't half hit the spot!
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Heads up these Mackie MC-350 are now discontinued and Gear4Music have 7 left at Β£60. They had 8 but I snagged a pair for late night movie viewing. No affiliate link, just passing on a genuine bargain gear4music.com/PA-DJ-and-Lig…
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Booker Dewitt πŸ’” retweeted
Replying to @WrecklessGamer
It's a hound thing. They are very stubborn. When you get to the stage of taking her for walks you will reach a junction and find that you want to go one way and she wants to go the other. She will always win.
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