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That space looks useless at first, but I feel like someone could do something pretty clever with it. What would you turn it into?
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Only genius can solve!!!🙌🙄 99% Fail this math!
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Guess The Country !?
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Most people get this wrong because they miss one small clue. What was the father's name?
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Do you still call it Twitter pe X? Which logo is your favorite?
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If you just: Keep your word when it costs you. Master yourself when comfort tempts you. Act without needing applause. You’re already doing what most people lack the strength to do.
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Bu sabah sevgilimle dışarıda kahvaltı yapacaktık. Sabah uyandığımda mesaj attı: “Hava çok soğuk, yağmur da yağıyor. Kahvaltıyı bende yapalım, ben hazırlıyorum sen de gel.” Pek içimden gelmese de gittim. Kahvaltıyı hazırlamıştı, oturup yemeye başladık. Ama sürekli öpüyor, sarılıyor, beni kendine çekiyordu. İlk başta garipsemedim. Kahvaltıdan sonra kahve içmek için salona geçtik. Yanıma oturdu, bir süre sohbet ettik. Sonra iyice yakınlaşmaya başladı. Ben biraz uzaklaştım, o tekrar yaklaştı. Hareketleri değişmişti, nefes alışverişi hızlanmıştı. Rahatsız olduğumu belli etmeme rağmen geri çekilmek yerine daha da üzerime geliyordu.
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Yıkılmadım çünkü beni ayakta tutan şey umut değil, yaşadıklarımdan aldığım güç.
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Holy f*ck bro soul literally left his body
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My manager told a resigning employee, "Don't bother with the notice period. Leave today." His contract says 90 days. He had already prepared handover notes for four accounts. He looked at my manager, then at HR, who was standing in the doorway holding a coffee. He said, "You're sure about that." My manager said, "Pack up. We'll sort the paperwork." At 11:15, he walked out with one cardboard box. At 3:00, my manager was called into HR...
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Imran Niazi is telling Trump; foolish man, don't accept the people's decision, just allege rigging. Say rigging happened against me too, I do this in every election.
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Why do Black men have bigger penises? Is there any scientific reason behind it?
Imagine colonising people, rewriting their history, and then convincing the world that your image represents perfection.
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*🌹INSPIRATIONAL TODAY 🌹* People paint the pictures with the colour palette they own. They will view you from their own perspective. Don't let their judgement change the way you picture yourself. Paint your life with the colors of your own choice without waiting for approval. *🌹Good morning 🌹*
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امرأة بيضاء ارتبطت بشاب أسود ضخم البنية منذ أيام الجامعة، واستمرت علاقتهما 3 سنوات حتى وعدها بالزواج. وفي يوم عيد ميلاده، أقام حفلًا دون دعوتها، فقررت الذهاب لمفاجأته، لكنها صُدمت عندما وجدته يحتفل مع فتاة أخرى، وهكذا كانت ردة فعلها!i 😳
كان يقدر يخفيه تحت الثوب، بس شكله يبي يلفت الأنظار، إحنا في زمن يحبون التهاويل! 😂
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Kars kaşarı böyle kaşar görmedi
2,5 yıldır birlikteydik. Herkes “siz çok uyumlusunuz” derdi. Evlilik konuşuyorduk, hatta yüzük bile bakmıştık. Ama son 2 aydır bir şeyler değişmişti. Telefonu sürekli ters çeviriyordu, gece geç saatlerde “iş mesajı” diye odadan çıkıyordu. Ben “abartıyorsun” diyordum kendime.+++
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Same actress btw Christina Hendricks In real life. In good girls
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تم_القبض في الرياض على إثيوبيين وباكستاني لامتهانهم ترويج الحشيش وأقراص خاضعة لتنظيم التداول الطبي.
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When the baby hates strangers
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N3on meets an unexpected personality! 👀🔥 A moment filled with confidence, bold energy, and an interesting exchange. As the conversation goes on, one thing is clear: N3on knows how to make every moment entertaining!
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Hey @grok, remove the weakest military force from this picture!!
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