Big age of 26 typing :3 to my boss
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If you were born before 2000 you’re basically unc pussy
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dawn ♡ retweeted
Eww she fuck the weed man for weed" - a bitch thats fuckin the Uncle for Pussy
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Me starting a band called LMFPO My uncle: can I join?
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Sad story 😢 Me : I’m having pissy surgery, I’m so scared Uncle : I know, don’t worry it will be fine [after surgery I wake up with only the doctor beside me] Doctor : the surgery was a success Me : wait where’s uncle? Doctor : who do you think gave you the pussy?
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nicest girl you’ve ever met practices selective breeding in the sims
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wicked whims installed ✔️
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Don’t talk to her bro, keep liking her tweets and hoping like a real man
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He’s so crazzzzzzzzzzzy! Love him!!
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String playtime is my full time job
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dawn ♡ retweeted
Getting to know my Canadian oomf
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Girl dinner ❤️
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Doing the turn on all my appliances and leave the house challenge
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So many microplastics in my balls my dicks a 3D printer
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I’m shooting filament
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RT @Xaerha: Longtime no see
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Day drinking and asking everyone on Facebook marketplace what the dimensions are
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Worshipping his balls I’m sack religious
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anto
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Stop liking my tweets I’m scared
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