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The Art Pokédex: painting all favorite Pokemon (part 4)
Thanks to @ComfyCa for choosing Oshawott!!
The Art Pokédex: painting everyone’s favorite Pokemon (part 3)
Thank you @FlippedGears for requesting Starmie!!!
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I’m a man of my word. I’m just gonna start archiving every hit tweet I delete in case anyone is curious about previous takes I’ve had and whether I still agree with them or not
This post is going down in one hour so you’ll have to get your discourse done in a very timely manner or take it over to bluesky
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Do I still agree with this?
✅ Yes
Do I think 18 year olds should date 30 year olds or do sex work?
❌ No. That was not the point of the tweet
I don’t really like that a lot of the internet thinks that 20 year olds can’t date 24 year olds though, considering everything
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I think I’m in a cult where specifically us 12 people make thousands and thousands of dollars by controlling this city’s iPhone supply or something
Immediately got offered the job with discussion of promotion into 100000$+ a year despite having no relevant experience and just being really good at lying
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W cult!!! I haven’t actually worked yet though it’s all been onboarding and pitch practicing and board meetings. What are board meetings? It’s when the big guy calls out big numbers and we all go WHOOOOOOO YEAAAAHHHHH WHOOOOOOO and it’s cool
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The idea of shipping arc 1 Nyumo and Jason is insane. But I love hero and villain ships. This one in particularly is just crazy dark 😭
Also the forest guy is forest nonbinary!!
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I realize that’s not a real answer, you can if you want and I think it might be emotionally satisfying for you with how this book ends, but it is also not romantically canon in any way. That’s roughly all I’ll say on ships because Dark Eyes can’t really be read through a
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As of today, you can now read the first 10000 words of Dark Eyes for free on your iPhone. It’s here. It’s here. It’s here
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This image is unfortunately really funny to me as someone with 7 younger siblings who had sometimes physically abusive parents. Why didn’t we just do that
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Does anybody know what an edit code is on strawpage/google docs? Sorry, I don’t know a lot about either (｡ ́︿ ̀｡)
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You’re not harassing me!! I’m delighted to talk about this with people 😭❤️ thanks for reaching out to me even though you’re priv!!!
You’re absolutely right, Nyumo gave him no power, both by emotional violation (the weird little mindreading trick) and physically
Shoutout Nyumo fan. Thank you for reading my book I’m excited for you to see what happens with the dead thing in the woods
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Jay would’ve originally had this option taken from him through suicide, but something has clearly gone wrong. Now he’ll learn to live the hard way
Also yes, Nyumo did lick the eyeballs. It’s hungered for them for hundreds of years, it probably savored this moment very slowly
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