Me at work this week

Bears are always lucky lmao ALWAYS

I've just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

I saw Broderick Jones ran a hitch route yesterday. They actually had an offensive lineman runner route around midfield. That’s how bad the play calling and concept design is from Brian Schottenheimer.

People believe the offense did its job bc the scoreboard says 30. That’s as ridiculous as the defense was better vs Philly than vs GB bc they only gave up 21 to the Philly backups & 26 to GB starters 🤯 Ravens/TB/GB/Ari the offense was not good. Defense to blame, offense also bad

It’s always the faceless avi burner accounts lol pathetic

There's plenty of blame to put on the Cowboys defense for Sunday. The offense deserves a lot of it as well. The drive after recovering the on-side kick, CeeDee Lamb and George Pickens were not on the field for two of the three plays. They went jumbo (2 TEs, extra OT), and 22 personnel and lost 6 yards (sack). Then it's a give up run to kick a FG to go up 6 points. Three drives started inside Arizona territory - a touchdown (from the Cardinals 5), a missed 61-yard FG after conservative run call, and the FG after the on-side kick. 39 runs averaged 2.4 yards per carry. Pass plays averaged 5.1 yards per attempt.

“Hey how are you today?”- me “I’m doing well. Good thing happened last night.”- patient “What was that?”- me “Well, my daughter killed her baby daddy. Stabbed him over and over. He can’t hurt her anymore.”- patient “Oh, cool”.- me “Yeah fuck him.”- patient GEEEEZUS CHRIST

sorry ryan reynolds and blake lively, my grandparents mogged yall 🥰

One of the greatest openings in PPV History. Thanksgiving 1989. It's The Survivor Series & the WWF Superstars tell us what they're thankful for! Loved this as a kid, love it now.

Tua watching Penix throw his fourth interception of the day

This is what risk aversion looks like. Trying to kill off a game and you want to run play-action with 22 personnel. There is no 88, 3, 87 in the game. Nobody is open and your protection gets you sacked. Arizona didn't fall for any of your tricks. Coach is lost.

Play it safe. Lose it safe.

When the Cubs lose, I’m mad but I can live with it. When the Bulls lose, it’s annoying but it’s whatever. When the Cowboys lose, I hurt HARD. That’s just how I am with the Cowboys. It’s never going to change. I’m in too deep with them.

I’m anticipating players to start quitting on this coaching staff Yeah you’ll have most players continue to give it their all, but I believe you’ll see some players give half assed effort soon. You think some of these players suck, just wait until they start mailing it in,

34 yards on the final 27 plays the offense had. GOTI my ass. “But they scored 30 bruh” You know your defense sucks. No lead is safe with them. That conservative mindset is why they lost.

Big time losers. They all home enjoying their riches. Reality is they assembled a team full of soft players. Coaches and owners included. Dak leading the way as much as that defense is beyond pathetic, what did dak do in 4th and o.t? A big zero. Rotten football team overall!

Losers @dallascowboys

The Cowboys are like this You’re going to a huge dinner at a beautiful ballroom (AT&T Stadium). The hors d’oeuvres and drinks are well made and pretty good (players). You sit down and ask what they’re serving for the main course dinner, and the server says “Subway” (coaches).

Rashan Gary was terrible again. Never setting the edge. Allowing those big runs to Arizona. Fucking idiot.