Fill in the blank
God: Don't eat apple or you will die
Adam and Eve: * eats apple and dies*
God: Don't eat pork or you will die (Isaiah 66:16-17)
Christian Church: _________________
How to get the average Christian to start bearing fangs:
Tell them that
-christmas and easter is pagan
-keeping the sabbath is a requirement
-the trinity doesn't exist and comes from pagan religions
-His name is Yeshua not jesus
-GotQuestions.org is lying to them
✡️🕍taking by the letter (the right)
🚫Blue tzitzits
🚫circumcising
🚫stoning people
🚫beard corners
✝️⛪lawlessness (the left)
🚫pagan idols🎅🎄🐰🎃📿
🚫breaking sabbath
🚫eating 🥓🐖
🚫🏳️🌈👨❤️💋👨🏳️⚧️
Unjust steward:
✅Quickly just keep the Rainbow covenant and the 10 commandments!!!
Judges 10
13 Yet ye have forsaken me, and served other gods: wherefore I will deliver you no more.
14 Go and cry unto the gods which ye have chosen; let them deliver you in the time of your tribulation.
Is posting about the hollywoof actors being female, fauci, and climate hcange helping anyone? Look up the hsitory of 🎅🎄🐰🎃 and then start telling Christians to stop doing what got us in this mess in the first place
Christian church doesn't listen Christ on how to identify false prophet
Matthew 7
15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
So is the Two Witnesses gonna go out and
-sing chrismras carols about santa
-throw candy at kids in a easter bunny suit
-tell you jesus loves you and john 3:16 and dont judge
-then call fire on 90% of the world who will reject this message?
Is that how your church logic works??
Deuteronomy 4:27-28
And the Lord will scatter you among the goy, and you will be left few in number among the goy whereYehovah will drive you. And there you will serve gods of wood
Isaiah 47:6
I was angry with my people;
I profaned my heritage;
I gave them into your hand;
Matthew 7:3-4
Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log🎄🎅 that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log🎄🎅 in your own eye?
Psalms 135
15 The idols of the heathen are silver and gold, the work of men's hands.
16 They have mouths, but they speak not; eyes have they, but they see not;
17 They have ears, but they hear not; neither is there any breath in their mouths.