UPS delivery guy occasionally.

Orange County, CA
This almost 100 degree weather has me contemplating getting a buzz cut
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Whatever you do, don’t pmo today
Today is National Boyfriend Day.
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Pick 3 of these 8 for your golfing life 1. 300 yard drives 2. never bogey 3. Hit every green in reg 4. Hole in 1 every year 5. Never miss a fairway 6. Free clubs from your favourite brand for life 7. Never 3 putt 8. Free golf for life
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Ducks dub!!!! #FlyTogether
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Fuck Carter Hart
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$56 to go get roasted in the 100 degree sun. Watch at home in the AC easily
The Dodgers have the cheapest ticket of any team in the ALDS or NLDS. Get-in Price for Game 1 in LA: $56
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zach retweeted
‘THE BATMAN 2’ has been delayed to October 2, 2026.
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Impatience bugs ts out of me
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Don’t let me fade away
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Make sure to brush your tongue after your teeth
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zach retweeted
THIS FIRE BURNSSSSS ALLLLLWAYYYSSSSSS!!!! CM Punk has arrived to team with Rey Mysterio & El Grande Americano to battle Omos, JD McDonagh & Dom Mysterio! THE WORLDS COLLIDE MAIN EVENT STARTS NOW! ▶️ Watch WWE Worlds Collide RIGHT NOW on YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=AipqcD-m…
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Jersey Mike’s and Yankees belt to ass, what a Wednesday @sondraa
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A’ja Wilson not gonna shoot the ball at all this third quarter. I thought she played for the Las Vegas Aces, not the Las Vegas Sportsbooks.
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“Bullpen game” from both teams is embarrassing
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your heart isn’t in it anymore and yes it does hurt
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Legal hit lol
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Picking up Tyler Shough off waivers and starting him over Drake Maye (pained me to do) was the best decision I could make
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zach retweeted
dude holy shit 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️
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Actually tired of watching the Broncos and “Davis Webb” in primetime
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