Biomech T-Rex. AI Graphics. US Army Vet. 1A/2A. Will QRT. I will not comply. Corruption is the foundation of modern govt. Original X Tyrannosaur, no backup.
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...so...ya raceswapped Harry on top of the genderswap, and made them lesbians?
And you're surprised that no one gave a shit outside of the lesbian audience it was made for?
The thing is, Fem Draco has been a thing for years! They think they’ve come up with something special when women have been drawing lesbian drarry for a long time. There’s so much more but they don’t have watermarks so I didn’t want to repost them
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"'Subpar', Mr. Dexidouos? Have you considered doing a thorough oral inspection of the 1911? As an instructor, I'd be only too happy to help."
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Zyrant Rex retweeted
Fun fact about McGonagall: she was an adult during World War 1 and 2, therefore this version of her would have fought in them on the British side and could have committed warcrimes there (Surafend massacre even involved Scottish soldiers)
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"Reminds me of a town the RGFC had taken on the border. I was asked to get it back. I begged them, tears in my eyes, Severus, told them I'd brought no artillery and came in peace, but if they fannied about, I'd kill all of them."
"Did they surrender?"
"They fannied about."
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"Remember, Mr. Potter, no matter what - be polite, be professional, and have a plan to kill everyone you meet. And yes, Potter - in six different ways; seventeen if you count variations."
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"Dolores, the Hogwarts Express leaves the station at 12 past noon. Do consider leaping in front of it."
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"Well, students, student family, I cannot speak for all of us...but I have had about enough of this shite."
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"Pay the frumpy bitch no mind, Sybill - the shriveled prune hasn't felt a touch other than her own since '83, and I know for fact she paid for it, hush now."
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"Dolores, if I really wanted you dead, you'd never have woken up in your pretty red bed this morning."
"My bed is pink."
"It wouldn't be pink if I wanted you dead, Dolores."
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"Did you have to shoot him in the testicles, Minerva? Blasted Deatheater screamed for hours - we had to use Silencio just to get some sleep."
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"You see, Harry, the beatings keep Dobby sane - they prevent the go dokkaebi inside him from taking control. The more pain he suffers, the less pain he inflicts. No idea what he was doing in Korea, or how he got to Vietnam. Mysteries of life, aren't they fascinating?"
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Zyrant Rex retweeted
Cheap orange plastic dead blow hammers you buy by the dozen are so highly underrated.
mcmaster.com/product/6051A35
"Remember, Mr. Potter - magic is an incredibly useful tool, but so is a hammer, and only one of them makes a satisfying wet cracking sound when used to kneecap someone."
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