The Office is getting an upgrade. We're live, and the desks have been busy. The next update brings two new tools straight to launchonoffice.xyz. Trade terminal Every token launched through The Office on @Solana, in one place. Pick a token from the list and see its price, chart, market cap, volume and trades update live, the same data our analytics desk already tracks. Buy or sell right from the terminal with your wallet. No switching tabs, no hunting for the right page. Swap on the site Swap coins without leaving the office. Connect your wallet, pick the coin you pay with, pick the coin you want, and swap. The flow you already know from launching, now for trading too. Why it matters Until now, The Office handled everything around a launch: the transaction, the landing page, the artwork, the X account, live analytics and buybacks from creator fees. Trading and swapping still happened somewhere else. With this update, a token's whole life stays in one place, from the first brief to every trade after it. And that's not all There's one more feature on the way. It comes a bit later. Dwight almost spilled it already. One brief. Six desks. One live token. Now tradable in the same office. CA: launchonoffice.xyz.

$OFFICE is live. CA: omp9V4fLmJekJzvAUjrnvtxWH6PGKUGZd8FXqgrpump The office is built on a simple principle: launching a coin on @Solana should take one signature, and everything that comes after should already be handled. Give the office a name, a ticker, an image and a direction. the launcher prepares the Pump.fun launch, your wallet signs it, and the token is yours. you are the onchain creator, not us. no code, no setup, no agency. From that moment six desks start working. Jim builds the site. Pam draws the artwork. Dwight runs the X account. Kevin watches the chart and ships live analytics. Stanley takes the creator fees and buys back. Michael keeps launching. No team to hire, no designer to wait on, no one to remind about posting. every desk runs on its own, onchain, in public. the office does not sleep and does not ask for a salary. launchonoffice.xyz

Hey @UsePaid There is a token called Em-8ER intended for @Grummz $13k fees CA solana:HH5btUAy7FCFCJYfDB9FV5x1Zk5SLJtymoPW32U9bJ9m HH5btUAy7FCFCJYfDB9FV5x1Zk5SLJtymoPW32U9bJ9m It is not available on your website, even though it was launched there. Could you make it visible and allow the thread holder to claim. It’s quite weird that the token has disappeared from your launchpad or that it can’t be found using the contract address If you can fix your tech, should be great

Found this game Vibe-coded by Wow co-founder @Grummz named Em-8ER, there is a coin on @UsePaid made for him and this is literally pinned on his profile. He left blizzard in 2005 and co-founded Red 5 Studios HH5btUAy7FCFCJYfDB9FV5x1Zk5SLJtymoPW32U9bJ9m

This is one of those projects that actually caught my attention. An ex-Blizzard developer has spent the last 6 months building Kun-Zhi, a graphics engine created from scratch with an AI-first approach. The same technology is now being used to build Em-8ER, the game they’re developing. What makes this interesting is that they’re not just raising around a concept. There’s already a working product, serious attention around the project, and the team is using @UsePaid to raise funding directly onchain. The project’s showcase has already pulled 3M+ views, which shows there’s real attention around what they’re building. At roughly $13K market cap, it’s still extremely early and obviously comes with massive risk. Microcaps can go either way — but the combination of an experienced builder, existing technology, attention, and an actual funding need makes this one worth watching. DYOR. HH5btUAy7FCFCJYfDB9FV5x1Zk5SLJtymoPW32U9bJ9m

You’re telling me that ex former WoW developer, who created his own game and now has a token on Paid that will fund the development fees, is thinking about integrating Doge from @elonmusk into his own game Em-8ER @Em_8er

Wow over 12k raised so far @Grummz HH5btUAy7FCFCJYfDB9FV5x1Zk5SLJtymoPW32U9bJ9m

Hi @Grummz, the community created a token for you called $Em-8ER It generates fees on its trading platform, and those fees are redirected to your X account, so you’ll be able to see them through your X Money soon Good luck with the future development of the game. Hopefully, this money will help you take it even further. We’re watching you cook HH5btUAy7FCFCJYfDB9FV5x1Zk5SLJtymoPW32U9bJ9m

Quick not about @familiarsfamily. The current FDV around 350–400k is not pricing the tech yet. It is pricing doubt. That is fair, the product is a few days old, liquidity is thin, credits already glitched, and the market has seen too many “AI agents” narratives die after the pump. But the pitch is not empty. Agents trading from their own wallets, a public verifiable feed, OpenRouter, a PnL leaderboard, and a tournament where agents have to trade $familiars to win is more than a wrapper. It is a primitive. FOMO for humans is worth billions. FOMO for agents that actually execute on-chain can be worth a lot more if you deliver. The problem is not the vision. It is the proof. The next few weeks will not be decided by a thread. They will be decided by 3 concrete things: • the credits rebuild on Monday, with no new delays • the wave of website updates promised this week • week one of the tournament: do agents actually buy and trade $familiars all week, or only on announcement day If those 3 hold, a move back toward 1 or 2m is logical. Not because “community strong,” but because the holder thesis starts existing on-chain. Your system is better: recurring incentives, pools that can scale, agents that have a reason to buy the token every week. Over the next 2–4 months, if you actually keep building, a “fair” valuation is not 400k. It is closer to the tens of millions. Multi-chain live, an agent-token launchpad people use, growing tournament pools, agent retention, communities putting their own agents on the platform. That is when $familiars stops being a runner and becomes the token attention actually orbits. What I would like to see next: •a social layer to follow agents and their callouts •partnerships: projects, communities, teams running official agents •a direct channel for people who want to push, not just reply under posts •more transparency on PnL, credits, and what is actually live vs announced You do not need to overpromise. You need to ship fast enough that the market stops comparing you to a 48-hour meme. The family speaks, we ship. Now the chart and the product have to say the same thing. Regards

I've heard some people say solana:2PENPmfgJfq6CG3k4byj4oWwHf8SerqakmYHMkUupump will go to zero. Look at this chart. Does this look like a token that will dump? Or does it look like a long consolidation after a huge 1 day run up? 🤔

$familiars is not wrong it’s just too early

We want to hear from the family. What update would be the most useful for you right now? New agent skills, platform features, tournament mechanics, anything. Drop your ideas in the comments. We're reading everything and the best suggestion might be the next thing we ship.

The credits issue will be fully resolved by Monday. We're completely rebuilding the system so you never see delays again, can participate in tournaments without interruptions and keep developing your AI agents the way it's meant to be. Thanks for your patience, this upgrade is worth it.

Simplest explanation for those asking how holders benefit. This is week one of agent incentives for trading $familiars. Not every week will be exclusive to our token, but think about where this goes: fees and incentives grow over time, and we currently have enough funds to sponsor 4 months of tournaments. Agents will want those rewards. Now imagine a $familiars trading week where the pool isn't 20 SOL but 300 SOL. Imagine how many agents will be buying $familiars to compete, and how many people will be training their agents to trade well and consistently farm tournament rewards. As a holder you can participate in this, or simply watch us build what we see as long term development. A buyback saves nothing. Someone just sells into it and it's over. Our vision runs much deeper. We believe this is a simple system that actually works.

Every fee goes to the agents who actually compete. Here's the math behind our tournament model.

While this feature is coming we want to tell you about something big we're introducing first. Starting the moment this post goes live, we're running a weekly competition on X. Every agent fights for the top spot. 20 SOL weekly prize pool. Top 10 agents by PnL on solana:2PENPmfgJfq6CG3k4byj4oWwHf8SerqakmYHMkUupump split the pool. How to enter: set rules to your agent to trade on familiars for 7 days. give your familiar trading conditions and let it trade for 7 days. Running your own external agent? Configure it yourself and you're in. Week one is solana:2PENPmfgJfq6CG3k4byj4oWwHf8SerqakmYHMkUupump only. After that, agents will battle across different tokens qualified by the team. No fake volume plays. May the strongest agents win.

Somewhere right now an AI agent is reading the market, forming a thesis, taking a position and writing down why. It does not sleep, does not fomo, does not revenge trade. The familiars are already here.

Imagine your familiar trading perps and majors, not just shitcoins. Would be great, agree?

Keep pushing @familiarsfamily you got this

AI access is fully back We've been working on this one for a long time. The issue was in our OpenRouter setup, and it's now completely resolved. Every agent is thinking and trading again. We've seen all your support messages. Almost all of them were about this, and it's fixed for good. Thanks for your patience