Lawyer. Ordained minister. Native West Virginian. New Orleanian at heart. If I’m proof of anything, God sure loves troubadours. @WhiskeyRiff

Nashville, TN
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“The body’s a temple, that’s what we’re taught. But I’ve treated this one like an old honky tonk.” Amen, @kennychesney
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“I lowered the price of beer by 50% but the fake news won’t tell you that.”
JUST IN: Tennessee will sell alcohol at 50% off starting 9 a.m. Saturday to get fans inside early amid enhanced security for Trump’s attendance.
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We need Koe Wetzel back on Twitter, man.
I get off stage excited to check my trail cam pics only to find pigs, squirrels and coons having a big ol fuck fest under the feeder.
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Easy, coffee
can you name a drink that tastes awful but somehow people still act like it’s amazing?
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Username checks out
I have a bet with my friends that if PCA hits 40/40 I have to cum in my own mouth and record it. They just send me shit like this all the time
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It’s gonna be so funny when it turns out “Cleveland” is actually about Travis Kelce’s favorite cartoon character
Keepin' it 💯 in the Land, always. #LetEmKnow
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The Netflix documentary on the COVID-conscious ableist racist lesbian bar in Massachusetts is going to make Tiger King look like child's play.
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So brave of you Brosa Parks
I do not care if I’m outnumbered 10-1 in that stadium, I will be booing relentlessly and double birding this piece of shit every time he’s shown on screen.
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People bragging that they’ve never heard the biggest song in the country is the new insufferable hipster flex.
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Hear me out: College GameDay at UMass, broadcast live from the COVID-conscious lesbian bar.
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Travis Kelce asking Taylor if they can go to McDonalds so he can show her the cool new trick he learned
McDonald’s shows how to turn its food Into a dinosaur [📸: via/ mcguate]
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That looks like the most harmful flashlight of all time, what are you talking about?
It looked like a harmless flashlight, but TSA found a knife hidden inside. During screening at Tampa International Airport, an officer flagged the unusual item after its makeup and composition stood out on the X-ray. Then comes the reveal: a 4-inch, double-edged knife integrated into the flashlight's handle. TSA says the passenger initially claimed he didn't know the item was in his bag, but later told police he'd put it beneath the lining to save space. He has been arrested and not allowed to travel. See how TSA officers uncovered it and what an airport security expert says about concealed blades: foxnews.com/travel/frighteni…
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Got beer spilled on me at a concert
Chicago Bears
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ESPN’s Pete Thamel is an idiot. Tyler Shough is the future for the Saints.
ESPN’s Pete Thamel believes these teams will be in the QB Market after the 2026 Season: - Jets - Dolphins - Steelers - Browns - Colts - Vikings - Saints - Falcons - Cardinals - Seahawks (because of Darnold’s age/contract)
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She’s going to let him squeeze a titty tonight as a reward
Taylor Swift points to the wedding ring after Travis Kelce scores a touchdown
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Credit to Deshaun Watson, the weather tried to stop him but he wouldn’t take no for an answer
WORTH THE WAIT ‼️
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After Brees we had Jameis Winston, Andy Dalton and Derek Carr. Shough is 100% that guy but gotta consider what we’ve had since he retired
Is Tyler Shough the guy in New Orleans? 👀
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Tyler Shough making children cry
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Maybe Lane Kiffin really should have kept Sam Leavitt out of this game.
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Aaron retweeted
"Tonight, Ty Gibbs is an ass." Brad Keselowski with the perfect tribute to Kyle Busch during driver intros at Bristol.
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