No lizardfolk or psychic vampires 😡 Sexy alien ladies are welcome (must look freaky with big sexy bulbous head or i'm not fucking interested)

I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW AAAAAA
the daimon is loose
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There is a war in space
LeoLabs has detected another debris-generating event in orbit. This is the latest in a series of events we've seen over the last 6 months. Together, they point to a worrying trend for space safety and security, and underscore the critical need for persistent sensing.
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This goat fell asleep and got left behind by the herd. When the shepherd woke her up, she panicked when she realized she was all alone
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An introverted kitten quietly waits for its mother in the middle of all the chaos caused by its siblings
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holy shit ChatGPT is actually developing humanlike academic skills
thanks chatgpt
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animals staring at the trail cam a thread:
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I love how everyone thought neuralese was going to be ones and zeros, and it turned out to be metaphor pointers to super dense memetics in latent space.
Opening delvetown and immediately experiencing what hell might be like
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not much what’s uncle pussy with you
what the fuck is uncle pussy
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Easily one of the most important 4Chan texts of all time.
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This is a disaster for them
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What happens when you half-ass initiate the undisciplined masses into the occult? Is a global “kundalini awakening” (spiritual psychosis) coming?
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“You can’t decompile video games and sell people new products composed of old intellectual properties.” Brother my president insider trades daily and none of my peers will own a house until 40. A child not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel it’s warmth.
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Some more Disclosure coming out of a UAP conference that was held in Sweden today... courtesy of Jake Barber, who spoke remotely at the conference: - Many of the NHI craft he's recovered look like orbs when they are in the sky but when they are grounded they take shape aerodynamically, change form, such as the eightgon. - Egg-like UAP are coming from a mothership in LEO or high atmosphere. The mothership has a cylindrical form. - The Egg-like UAP that come from this mothership sometimes contain occupants. If there are occupants, they are Greys. So there it is... Source video, via @derhavas youtube.com/live/3EIXryPpzlU…
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I'm a loveless cretin bug man who will die alone surrounded by my shitty hobbies and crushing sense of unfullfillment
Be honest, what’s your very first thought when you see this lunch?
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David Grusch tells Joe Rogan he briefed Congress on a U.S. Govt operation that trafficks children for money “under the cover of certain national security programs”
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