“Some quotations," said Zellaby, "are greatly improved by lack of context.” ― John Wyndham "Boy's have to do dangerous things" ― Robbie Coltrane #Oketz

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The Labour Party received 9,708,716 votes in the 2024 general election. Andy Burnham won the Makerfield by-election with 24,927 His majority was just 9,231 on a %58.8 turnout. He will use this "mandate" to bring in draconian laws that affect all of our freedoms. Democracy? 🏥
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Australians are lit. 💀
I always though the voice for Charlotte Walker in the One Nation cartoons was ultra cute. It's literally a baby 😆
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I have nothing except @JohnCleese all over my timeline now! Praise the algorithm. 🙏😇
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Honest mistake guv. ⛽️🐗
Juliet Gellatley, founder and director of Viva, said the charity was very sorry for the offence caused by the advert and that it had not been intended as a comparison with the Holocaust.  I don’t believe her.
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How on earth were these approved by @TfL in the first place?
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Torturing live animals is apparently essential to this particular version of spirituality
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Replying to @_PXR__5 @JohnCleese
We concur . . . in fact, we are already on the case!
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Would anyone like or dare to correct this genius on his grammar?
Originalism is an off-shoot of Fundamentalism A home for the literal-minded
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I don't care if I get kicked off this platform for this but somebody has to say it. Islam is NOT a 'religion of peace'. It's a violent political cult. They stab infidels, rape foreign women, execute gay people and Christians and call everyone who doesn't like Islam Islamophobic!
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He is a legend ! Well done Boy George !
We will be playing my version of 'We Will Dance Again' at 4.20 am tomorrow morning on Boy George FM. It will be 6.20 in Israel. We will play it again later but I want to honour the victims of the Nova Festival. If you want to hear it maybe get an early night. Tomorrow is a special and very sad day. Never forget! streams.radio.co/s31a63642a/…
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15 years ago lifelong Labour supporter Stacey Dooley decided to return to her hometown of Luton and unite with the ever-growing Muslim communities. The goal? To save her town from the rising White right-wing threat, including the young EDL leader Stephen, better known as Tommy Robinson. 🚨WARNING: THE FOLLOWING VIDEO IS NOT SATIRE.
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Barack likes long-sighted herring, being overtly aware of his cholesterol levels at all times, and attempting to break the Guinness World Record for the most of Mexican waves successfully completed during a tense hostage negotiation.
Pet Portraits by Hercule (follow him on facebook or Insta) - presenting.............Barack Glaucoma. New commission finished!! This portrait was requested by the wonderfully lovely Alma Lapuebla-Funk. I don’t know what he’s called, but I’ve named him Barack Glaucoma. Barack likes long-sighted herring, being overtly aware of his cholesterol levels at all times, and attempting to break the Guinness World Record for the most of Mexican waves successfully completed during a tense hostage negotiation. I’ve obviously drawn this one in my ultra-realistic style, so usual reminder that my portrait is the image on the right. Review from the customer: ‘Eye see what you did there. Unfortunately.’
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Told you lol
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You can only save ONE............🦈😂😂
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It is amazing what the state can do to you. If they can they will, if they can't they will find a way.
Thank you Israel. I will bring my best and most loving self!
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It is amazing what the state can do to you. If they can they will, if they can't they will find a way.
He served his time & has recently released a music thing in support of Israel. Is that why you are trying to gain support to abuse him? Are you really an anti Jewish fool that is about to lose followers hand over fist? You may block me now before your celebrations tomorrow.
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Pubic? You live in the Uk John we need to know for government reasons. 😇
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How France could be fixing the crisis that is the invasion of Britain.
Emmanuel Macron
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Where's Andy?
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