Father of a insane toddler, currently advantaged pug, and insane jack bracket. Catch me on a sunny day leaving chemtrails over Africa.

Garden Route, South Africa
You are still being judged...all of you! 🧐
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I was a little confused, a single plant will make both male and female flowers (hermaphrodite). Male flowers simply produce pollen and fall off, female flowers contain both pollen and an ovary and can therefore self pollinate to produce fruit.
So I just did some research, hopefully my dwarf pomegranate bonsai is either a female or a hermaphrodite (considered perfect) for the flower to turn into a fruit. The males produce flowers and pollen, but lack a functional ovary and therefore simple drop the flowers.
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Heritage day
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Another ribbon-cutting ceremony for a tap in South Africa. Truly amazing technology.
“Ayaphuzeka wona, akufani”😭😭💀💀💔
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View from the office this morning 🌅 The wind blew last night and no land in sight!! Just big ships like ghosts in the night!! That’s not sailors delight 🫡
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The joys of lying flat in a high speed, pressured aluminum tube!
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Finally mains 🤣😬
Replying to @_ThePugFather
Isnt that about the 4th starter? Hard keeping up here!
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Fokkit, haven't been comrade class in a while and forgot it's non stop food! I'm eating it all because I'm heading to that shithole and might as well stuff myself! 🤣 Hopefully I'll have space for mains. 🙆🏻‍♂️
Lekker starter! 👌🏻
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So I just did some research, hopefully my dwarf pomegranate bonsai is either a female or a hermaphrodite (considered perfect) for the flower to turn into a fruit. The males produce flowers and pollen, but lack a functional ovary and therefore simple drop the flowers.
The bud is growing 😁
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@MahadeoSeems you were asking about any fruit trees I have. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
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The oldest bread recipe in the world. 🫓
Lekker starter! 👌🏻
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Lekker starter! 👌🏻
Time to chill before the shitshow! They've increased our route capacity, I'll actually be working for money this time round! 🙆🏻‍♂️😂
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I survived 6hrs in Jozi and still have my phone and wallet! 👏🏻 Place looks wierd with the lights on! #VoetsekANC 🚮
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Two ply is like gold in SA 😂
Proof that they will steal anything. Anything.
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Time to chill before the shitshow! They've increased our route capacity, I'll actually be working for money this time round! 🙆🏻‍♂️😂
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Een of twee vir die pad!
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I see ORT is still using 'Ma se po#s' security.
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Proof that beer is better! 🍻
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Robber got deposited 🤣 💦
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Atleast I get to sit with the comrades and cadres today! 🥂
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I still ended up waiting 20 minutes! 🤣🙄
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The bud itself has wide hips (potentially an ovary), meaning it's very likely a female. 🤞🏻
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