This just my playground when I get bored.
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Jo 🏴 retweeted
Why do Muslims think a hospital appointment is a family day out
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Jo 🏴 retweeted
When you get mad and speed past someone then end up at the same red light.
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Why can’t some people reply in a normal manner instead of talking in riddles? You don’t know if the cunts are agreeing with you or taking the fuckin piss.
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“I like it, I'm not gonna crack
I miss you, I'm not gonna crack
I love you, I'm not gonna crack
I killed you, I'm not gonna crack”
Nirvana- Lithium
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“Sometimes I fantasize
When the streets are cold and lonely
And the cars they burn below me
Don't these times fill your eyes
When the streets are cold and lonely
And the cars, they burn below me
Are you all alone?
Is anybody home?”
Stone Roses - Made Of Stone
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Jo 🏴 retweeted
Apparently if you crumble a bit of bovril cube in a packet of helicopter, sorry, plain, salted crisps it's almost like being there.... 👍
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