imagine how much cheaper chocolate pop tart and roll of ritz crackers from the deli would be if we didn’t send attack helicopters to israel
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one time a cop pulled me over and said “is that weed?” and then we kissed. with tongue
One time a cop pulled me over and asked why my car smelled like weed. I kept saying "it doesn't idk what you're smelling." And he was like "what are those crumbs all over the ground" and I said "that's dirt" and he said "what's that picture of a pot leaf" and I said
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i think a lot of americans are actually scared that we can do something about it. and should, soon probably
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is magic fake are video games bad are all of us perhaps clinging so hard to the sense of control granted by desperate belief in our own attempts at understanding a fundamentally contradictory reality that we’re just alienating and isolating ourselves from one another
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