i am what i say i am.

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am i the only one who hates the espn cfb layout? what the fuck is this week 5 bullshit with scores. i just wanna know the scores from friday. who fucking designed this update.
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had to search big ten just to see the penn st northwestern lol holy fuck what an awful update.
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they are all retarded.
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"protecting taxpayers" lmaoooo pritzker is the entire reason they're leaving.
New: Gov. Pritzker met with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, Pat Ryan, Speaker Welch and the top legislative negotiators on the Bears stadium issue today, per the governor’s office.
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in 2018, i was out with two good friends of mine at the time who were married. they kept asking me why i didn't hit on random stranger girls at the bar. i told them i don't trust women i don't at least know through someone else.. they acted like i was fucking nuts. sometime you're not wrong, just early.
The Cornell case shows again that the deepest desire of many people in modern culture, especially feminists, is to be released of the burden of their own agency. They want to believe that they are not responsible for anything they do. A perverse unhuman desire, but widely felt.
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another time around 2015, we had a few friends over from college and one of the girls got a little too drunk and didn't want to leave. i offered her my bed and i slept on the couch. i woke up to her on top of me with her hands down my pants. i literally just laid there pretending to be asleep hoping she would stop. she eventually gave up and went back to sleep in my room and i stayed on the couch. women can be fucking nuts, yall. do not trust them by default.
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only person i've ever told that story to is my wife.
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impossible not to love this dude.
Put a microphone in front of Munetaka Murakami and let the magic happen
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lol this is insane
Mike Tomlin showcases his Minecraft city that he’s been building for a decade:
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enjoy october, boys. prolly won't get baseball for a long time after this.
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notice how no one me saying anything about sonny gray's hat. some are saying it's bc he's white.
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for those wondering why @oaktoebark is being incredibly disingenuous here or is just completely retarded. coinbase themselves seal those dockets and they do it on purpose. plaintiff names get a john doe attached to them (d.b), dollar amounts get blacked out, wallet addy's and internal cb ref numbers sealed bc they DO NOT want this information public. the other half of his argument is just as dumb. "if it happened already it would be in the courts" no it wouldn't because coinbase doesn't want to go through discovery lol that would make everything public. what coinbase does is they freeze the bag, tell you to get a court order, and sit on it. that process takes a year-plus. so an ex-coinbase guy who doesn't have any clue how coinbase actually handles this stuff is saying it's bullshit when he very clearly has zero clue how his ex company handles these complaints. he's a moron. full stop.
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every time. you call someone out on their bullshit. they rarely can defend their stance when they're bullshitters, so they just block you. never change yall lol @oaktoebark
look you already proved you don't get how the legal process works and the fact that you are adamantly denying it occurred when there's multiple open legal cases about it... and you actually used to work at coinbase... it's incredibly disingenuous at best. retarded at worst.
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surprised trump hasn't tried to scrub her down yet.
It wasn’t painted green — oxidation did this. 🗽
Community note
The pedestal of the statue, which is not made of copper, has not turned green to this day. nps.gov/stli/learn/sta…
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bro this is such a scam lol
JUST IN: COINBASE ANNOUNCES POKÉMON DIGITAL PACK-RIPPING COMING SOON
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most relatable tweet of all time.
My wife seeing brake lights 200 feet in front of me.
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asstard retweeted
me at the sushi restaurant after one sake bomb and a california roll i ate with a fork
Rob Gucci
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do the whale ad.
Unreal chain of events here.
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tradingview wants you to pay $7.50 a month for basic ass copilot lol
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trump is 100% messing the mics up on purpose just to fuck with abc.
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