Thereโ€™s more upstairs. เผ’๏ธŽ๐“‚€เผ’๏ธŽ ็จ่‡ชไธ€ไบบ็š„็”ทๅญฉ

San Franciso, Jamming
Based in Nigeria
Iโ€™ve said it before, and Iโ€™ll repeat it again. Thereโ€™s nothing on earth that will make a sane person compare Hazard to Kane, aside from scoring goals. When Hazard was busy making FIFA menโ€™s football team of the year, them no born Kane mama well. Hazard will never disrespected, not under my watch.
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Doctor: Congratulations, your wife just gave to a bouncing baby girโ€ฆโ€ฆ. Me;
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One of the best combo ever ngl.
Sapa breakfast before going to work ๐Ÿฅฑ Come take a bite ๐ŸŒš
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Replying to @dammiedammie35
โ€œMy fridge is stocked upโ€
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So according to the people to twitter, this is not a big house ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จโ€ฆ
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I was tracking this guyโ€™s walletโ€ฆ bro look what I found ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ omor wtf am I doing wrong in this life?๐Ÿ˜“
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We plenty wey this remote dey stress.๐Ÿคง
Iwo keh, I smart pass you
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Now I canโ€™t unsee it.๐Ÿ˜ญ
This one still dey dress like etisalat
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I spent 4hrs searching for this video me and my friends did way back in school when etisalat was popping ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€ฆ (ps: I was the one singing)
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They don finally catch me this morning๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
Replying to @johnkunle @AluyaPov
An expired driverโ€™s license is an offense by law, it doesnโ€™t mean Iโ€™ve not been tested and permitted to drive on the road. Iโ€™m guilty of not creating time to renew it, more reason I barely drive long distances. Mind you, Iโ€™m fully aware Iโ€™ll be fined for it if I get caught. My point is if I was driving a more fancy car, Iโ€™d have been stopped long ago cos obviously the best thing these law officials are good at doing is Profiling. now get your silly ass outta here!!
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โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ
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The best anime I ever seen is โ€œArcaneโ€, movie so good I had to start digging up the voices behind the characters. This is the third time Iโ€™m seeing it.
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โ€œyou are backing up the wrong tree fufu is on me, come my house around past 8โ€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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#CryptoWithShola โ€œSteady grinding, Wallet Chasing nowโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ค
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After a couple more reviews, I used AI for a test render, and client said โ€œThis is exactly what Iโ€™m looking forโ€โ€ฆ na wa, some things will never change!!๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
Client literally said "take those curves out of my face before i lose my mind".... but sirrrrrr....... "I said CHANGE IT" Ok, sir!. Few days later.... "Now, you're talking"
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Omor AI saved me from receiving quit notice. My landlady stays in America. I donโ€™t know who told her I have Solar Panels on the roof. She called me and asked me to take it down that she doesnโ€™t want it. My solar guy is currently working on a project in Kano, He wonโ€™t be back until December. My landlady called me a week later to ask if Iโ€™ve brought it down, I rushed to my back yard. Took a picture, and asked AI to help me place used panels on the floor and I sent it to her. The Rest they say is History.
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Client literally said "take those curves out of my face before i lose my mind".... but sirrrrrr....... "I said CHANGE IT" Ok, sir!. Few days later.... "Now, you're talking"
cooking this 2 units duplex design.๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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if it was possible to submit white model to clients, i'd be the happiest. I have color/texture problems ๐Ÿ˜ž
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Interestingly, D5 free version enables you do quite a few things, makes me wonder what the paid version has in store.
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whatโ€™s a sabbath day if we donโ€™t keep it HOLY. โœ๏ธ
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Replying to @lumaofficial_
This was me in 2022. All I can say, Suicide should never be an option. It surely will get better. Time will heal everything .
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cooking this 2 units duplex design.๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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apt!
Go on ChatGPT and ask it to fill a room with everything about you!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ Letโ€™s see what you get! ๐Ÿ‘€
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May this week favor us all.. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป
Five bedroom duplex design on a 300 sqmtrs; 2 masters room with walk in closet, 1 guest bedroom, 2 children room, all ensuite. Kitchen/Store Laundry room Home office Utility. 2 service quaters Location; Idimu, Lagos. design and visualization by @_damiChoco Workflow; AutoCAD, Archicad & D5
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โ€œTrading class for newbiesโ€, but some of you already have 7 accounts with 7 different trading app, still con dey ask questions wey no dey curriculumโ€ฆ Una just wan confuse newbies. #CryptoWithShola
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Five bedroom duplex design on a 300 sqmtrs; 2 masters room with walk in closet, 1 guest bedroom, 2 children room, all ensuite. Kitchen/Store Laundry room Home office Utility. 2 service quaters Location; Idimu, Lagos. design and visualization by @_damiChoco Workflow; AutoCAD, Archicad & D5
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Bro, thereโ€™s no way Iโ€™m not going to need a recorded version of tonightโ€™s classโ€ฆ felt like this guy was just doing so many things at once. #CryptoWithShola
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omor, no lies man! it's getting tougher on #CryptoWithShola but manโ€™s gotta keep going. Trading View Stop loss Entry Take profit Ratio 3, Ratio 5 Cross / Isolated Leverage ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅต
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Real bro. I have less than 2months to raise 1m.๐Ÿคง
But if I no guide by dec , landlord go pursue me ๐Ÿคง
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#CryptoWithShola, this our moderator deposited 10k on WEEX twice. the first one never even reflect, he don buy another one. This would be me to WEEX after that first 10k:
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Iโ€™ve been away for a couple of days due to exam, it feels good to be back with #CryptoWithShola still on the million dollar dream ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ
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โ€œThereโ€™s no reward for being a good guy in a relationship if the energy is not reciprocatedโ€
Replying to @zhurg_
I went to my EXโ€™s workplace one time to apologize for something she did obviously, I even bought her lunch that very day. That same night, her co worker drove her to his house to knack. Thereโ€™s no reward for being a good guy in a relationship if the energy is not reciprocated.
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Listening to your girl coaching her friend on relationship while sheโ€™s not even in your team B
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โ€œMen will always struggle to confront their sacrifices. They know all they have done for you but often not ready for you to remind them about itโ€
The men in these Yoruba eulogy videos usually go through four stages. First they are confused. Then they try to laugh to trivialise the situation. Then they go quiet. Then the last stageโ€”the tears. He went through all four. Men will always struggle to confront their sacrifices. They know all they have done for you but often not ready for you to remind them about it.
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So I wan ask. Una no fit die for woman. So your mama no be woman? Your sister no be woman? Your daughter no be woman? If you be real person you go fit even die for your guy wey be real person too.
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I told this girl I was struggling to focus while reading, before I knew itโ€ฆ. A Rider called me I have a package outsideโ€ฆ After dating nonsense all my life, I think I just hit gold๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Lmao ๐Ÿคฃ . Men donโ€™t like peace . Na only online una like peace o
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We never reach reproduction stages,we kiss and give hickeys for fun on this side. Iโ€™m an Arsenal fan too,I get patience die,if leg never dey shake we no dey put pipe. Foreplay na water. I leave em to their memories yunno.
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Spent my entire day making Gaucho pantsssss. What a beauty!! And yes, I sell too.๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ ๐Ÿท๏ธ 13,000 (size 6-8) ๐Ÿท๏ธ 15,000 (size 10-12) 07061762234
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make I no deceive myself, this is an impossible feat, even if I post my ekpon for here nobody send me like that. where I wan see 500k impressions, lol.
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Tonightโ€™s class with #cryptowithshola got me feeling so confident about this whole crypto thing ngl. I hope say space still dey Forbes List sha.
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#CryptoWithShola... tonights class was refreshing. if things go as planned, i should be dragging seat with otedola by december.

ALT No Way Smh GIF by MOODMAN

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I tell my client say na Dangote ready-mix concrete I want for site, she say no problem. Client wey sabiiiiii ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ
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Today na Bolรจ and Egusi. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Being a bachelor and a lazy cook is the worst combination you can be as a man. Yesterday I ate bread and egusi cos I was too lazy to fry egg.๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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โ€œyou will score us, but can you outscore usโ€ oya outscore them naw
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You ask for 5K tfare, I send you 10K, you still no pull up. you think say I mumu. Me wey Guide!
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weekly cashout,๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ
Fastest way to double your money this weekend is to play Chelsea GG. Surest 2 odds.
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โ€œtypaโ€
So what kind of pouch do we use to this typa phone
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Replying to @PoojaMedia
Drink wey i dey take almost everydayโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ˜’ E dey Lagos mall, na you no find am.
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Replying to @Joon_Kachi
Thereโ€™s no before pic!โ€ฆ the ends justifies the means they say.
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โ€œBreaking up with your GF instead of frustrating her till she leavesโ€
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โ€œNowhere in Lagos is far, it is just bad road and trafficโ€
Agboju, Trade Fair, Barracks, Volks, Iyana-Iba, LASU/PPL/Alaba-Rago You would spend 3/4 hours in those days. For context, this is a 15 mins drive. 9 - 5 workers suffered a lot then. Nowhere in Lagos is far, it is just bad road and traffic. However, you can't drive through Agboju - FESTAC - Mazamaza - Mile 2 - Alaba Suru - Coker for one minute without entering a bad road. Lagos need to perfect the road. Orile/Iganmu to 3rd mainland is still okay
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Literally ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Iphone users: Holds down an app to delete it The rest of the apps:
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