Adam@_dams0n
 Chicago, IL
Joined October 2013
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Adam@_dams0n
Jul 3
Working on a Minions and Penguins of Madagascar crossover film that takes place in North Korea
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(pissed-off improv student) Yes??? And?????
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j!@astrrals
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fatass kids knocking on my door to trick or treat at 11am you couldn’t wait till later
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doctor zaku@ZinZaku
Oct 30
jigsaw was out there getting mad at people for doin crack a couple times & would make them try to pull a barbed wire bomb out of their asshole
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Aelin@linnssins
Oct 30
plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”
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chicken wings a real mindfulness meal because you can’t look at your phone or read your book, you just have to concentrate on the wings
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khayla@mikhaylacl
Oct 30
If u throwing a house party today or tomorrow, keep an eye on your air fryer
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Some people hate those who don’t dress up for Halloween, but what’s worse is someone who dresses as a character and doesn’t play the part. Like why are you dressed as Batman asking people to play Irish poker when you should be lurking in the shadows?
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Life’s good as long as I’ve got my spicy tuna crispy rice
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jake@wormpuller
Oct 29
Dressing up as the Mucinex guy for Halloween and not going out
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bearewolf@eibbud
Oct 29
awarewolf. he knows. Is that anything
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white people be like the office got me through my labradoodle’s eczema battle
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@griffisu
Oct 28
why do they make baby clothes with pockets they literally have no bread and no ambitions
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ZachJaDa@ZachJaDa
Oct 28
In a world of scary monsters, sometimes you gotta be the nice sprite
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Nothing quite like it
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You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts.
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KAMIL@kmlsazr
Oct 26
Got shooters out in Florence. They go Pugh.
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Cinnamon toast crunch dipped vanilla cone from the Queen just changed my life
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You don’t put a saddle on a mustang. Vodka chicken parm.
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Out of smokes, parents are more divorced than ever, and my best friend at work quit. Need one night on here before resuming the war effort
Adam@_dams0n
Oct 6
This is my last day on Twitter for a while. Not because I “need a break” but bc I need to focus on smoking cigs, getting my parents back together, and my job (in that order)
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If anyone would like to stay in contact once I perish on here, let me know & I will assign you one of my pigeons. I know calligraphy and I cannot lie
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