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ellestar's biggest hits, a thread:
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They got the Rebecca Ortiz bottles flowin
NLDS: The cities of Wisconsin. NLCS: Players of postseasons past. World Series: Family.
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e.s. retweeted
A 19-year-old Virginia man named Christian Chandler has been fired from his job at Wendy’s after a bizarre incident in which he impersonated Disney character Donald Duck and frightened customers.
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the little things have changed with U
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What is Jackson Chourio’s plan to reopen the Strait of Hormuz?
Brewers start to feel the costs of prolonged war in Iran reut.rs/4zXFDYu
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big bro didn’t want to hear TWICE
136 years ago today, Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear.
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I assume we may have a bit of an expanded budget after winning the world series, and keeping this core together seems more ideal than signing outside talent, so here is my ideal off season. (Assuming no Salary Cap is implemented)
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4: Trade for another reliever - This one is not as necessary, but an arm like Ben Joyce from LAA could be really nasty in the Brewer's pitching lab, and it won't hurt to have too many arms, but this last idea is also very skippable, and I think we would be ok without it too.
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Not a ton has to be done to retain the talent on this team, I think next year we could even improve on our record with talents like Jesus Made and Coleman Crow potentially helping us. I think this team has a chance to repeat and I am excited to watch :)
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this is like the monasterio trade for one of my oomfs
First trade of the off-season. The Red Sox trade Nate Eaton to the Athletics
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IF YOURE MARK ATTANASIO GO TO YOUR NEAREST ECOLOGICALLY FRAGILE BEACH AND START DIGGING
Mark Attanassio should never have to pay for sand again the worlds sand is yours my friend
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seeing too much positivity on the timeline today
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The bigger payroll always wins
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1B/OF Jake Bauers has been acquired from the Yankees in exchange for outfielders Jace Avina and Brian Sánchez.
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RT @wormpuller: You should be able to sports bet and watch porn on DoorDash
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They fought like it they were the 3rd monkey on the ramp to Noah’s arc and it started to rain #ThirdMonkeyMentality #WonOurWay
THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP BELONGS TO MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gotta have fun with it 😋😏
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