mediocre jester, 27 @m0urning_st4r_ priv
mdni, he/they
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you jerk off to things like boobs and asses i jerk off to concepts like money and power and pretty feet we are not the same
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feeling very honored my #freak tweets are the ones that decided to blow up
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my last situationship: im already over it
my overwatch lose streak: sensitive topic
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most of my coworkers are 40+ motherly hispanic women so just know my ass always eats good
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in my past life i was probably a dog that wished really hard to be a human so this life has been gods punishment for my hubris
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my work keeps offering me free bottles of alcohol to take home #watdatmean
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give a man a fish and you’ll feed him for a day, show a man a beautiful pair of feet and you’ll feed him for life
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