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philly, 26, priv @_funkyabbey
im jsust crapping so dang much
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Possibly one of the best monologues in cinematic history
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Like sure
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resident evil was fantastic but unfortunately u just straight up cannot do a moment of silence in a film anymore and expect it to go well in a place like an AMC
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nobody can shut the fuck up and take anything seriously for one moment
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riding the subway after 8pm is kinda like playing resident evil
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dude with his naked poopy butt out boarded then disembarked one stop later. lady just accidentally threw doritos at my shoes and didnt say anything
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“every party needs a guy like me” - guy that nobody wants at a party
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i love when nba fans have ideas
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dracula is actually a woman and her husband is draculo
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guy at the bar was holding a $10 bill and said "can you break this?" and the guy next to him took the bill and ripped it in half. haven't been so flabbergasted since i walked out to a customer pouring his own beer
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旅行に 行ってくるニャ♪ #マヌルネコ #イラスト
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the tower of xatu
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【星降りの荒野】
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bro was showing his pussy in a scientific way
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Fuck it, it's gooning hours. Tell or show me about whatever it is getting you riled up tonight
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Good night
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Blue Velvet on PSP signed by cinematographer Frederick Elmes and editor Duwayne Dunham
Show me something cool from your physical media collection
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sirianni was an OC for 3 years in indy and never had play calling responsibilities that entire time, yet somehow was able to get a HCing job off that. fascinating because i distinctly remember that being a huge knock against bienemy but ive never heard it brought up wrt sirianni
Complete cultural rot in the Eagles locker room because you have a Head Coach who doesn’t call the offense, doesn’t call the defense, doesn’t set the identity or culture, and has to be babysat by some guy named “Big Dom” with no actual job description. This can’t be sustained.
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never brought up as in him getting hired in the first place. i do know people mention his non-play calling as a head coach but only AFTER his promotion to hc
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