A job Any job at all Someone employ me 😭😭

sorry for acting nonchalant i didn't know your boobs were this big

Naomi let’s use the brains God gave us to think

RT @hotballs_4_u: 😝

Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing

Advice don full this one mouth

woman go dey pressure you meanwhile na the money wey you dey credit am she dey use sub her useless brother MTN make he fit come online see cashapp $100 pick

Davido and the Grammys 😭

What I like about you is that you’re a fool but at least you’ve accepted who you are

People wey dey cry for this post no actually get sense at all

I can’t believe what I’ve just witnessed. We fucking lost to Madrid. Like bro we lost to fucking Real Madrid 🤦🏽

😭😭😭

Pastors always have stories for dayssss😭😭😭

I want to fuck

me texting you in the middle of a football match is a bigger sign that i want to marry you than me introducing you to my mum

decided to spend a week away from home once and i booked an apartment in ikoyi for the time. told my girl to come spend the time with me and of course she couldn’t refuse, she knew what was in store for her. on the third day, her dad called her. “perpetual, is everything okay? you haven’t called in 3 months to ask for allowance”. she laughed and said “daddy, i’m fine. i’m with big jay”. he replied “who’s big jay?” i told her not to say anything and to hang up. asked for her dad’s union bank account and sent him 2.5m from my opay. after 2mins, i got a call, picked up and i heard very familiar words “big jay”

Please guys STOP doing drugs. Weed is cool tho. A little codeine is also fine, sha just mix it with sprite. Ok ok you can take molly too but that’s all except you’re at an apartment then you can do a little laughing gas just so you can really understand artsfarghul’s lyrics

Why me!!….. Why not all those boys with big dicks ??

This genuinely how it feels outside rn

Bro uni too stupid guy 😭😭, I wake up 3am in the morning I wan go pee I see my rommie dey sing “i wanna put you in 7 positions for 70 mins” for babe 😭😭😭😭