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my wits end
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My glorious SUMP
ReSkate has OFFICIALLY released! 🚨 Modders have put together a fully offline version of the newest "Skate." game that does not use the EA servers. It allows you to play with friends P2P in custom maps with mods and other things. ReSkate does NOT allow you to play with official paid cosmetics or maps, its simply an alternative for those who just want to play offline with their friends, not a replacement.
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becoming an adult is realizing that the laws they taught you about in school mean nothing. this is clearly a monopoly
David Ellison has shown an official graphic of everything Skydance will own after acquiring Warner Bros and Paramount. Assets: • TNT • CBS • CNN • MTV • TCM • Showtime • Adult Swim • DC Studios • Paramount+ • Nickelodeon • HBO/HBO Max • Comedy Central • Cartoon Network Film Rights: • Star Trek • Gremlins • Beetlejuice • DC Comics • Tom & Jerry • Harry Potter • Citizen Kane • Transformers • A Quiet Place • Looney Tunes • The Conjuring • Mortal Kombat • Game of Thrones • Dora The Explorer • Mission Impossible • The Lord of the Rings • SpongeBob SquarePants • Avatar: The Last Airbender • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles • Dune 3 (distribution rights) • Minecraft (distribution rights) • MonsterVerse (distribution rights)
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Only needed 4 shots to take down a whole pizza smfh at least I hit my cals
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Happy Birthday to one of the realest niggas to ever live
Nat Turner, leader of an 1831 slave rebellion in Virginia, was born this day in 1800.
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How do men literally fumble a 11/10 baddie and just go on with their life??
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That’s a lil harsh
I hate people who can do this dance
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I have started ignoring girls who dont ask questions back in messages and and it has made my life a lot better
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I’m afraid the jizz is up
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Okay but #DidYouGetTheZelle ??
Chile my Job ghetto asf.. to Zelle me my pay check??????? wth
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If I can’t overstimulate you, wait til you taste this understimulation
Maaannnn, I cried laughing at this… This is soooo me!! 😂😂😂
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11 years ago today, Bryson Tiller's 'T R A P S O U L' got its full release. Five years later, on the same date, he released 'Anniversary'.
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RT @itsalljokess_: Back to Indiana yall go 😮‍💨
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Good thing I only need it to fill my cup
alcohol won’t fill that void in you
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BECKY IM SHAKINGGGGG
Moonball
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so if I call you a pedophile rn with no proof, how you plan to prove youre not?
We don’t owe him shit, he ain’t prove that he’s not a pedo
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a’ja the greatest ever to touch a wilson
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I don’t think people are grasping how funny the 2k situation is
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Victor Wembanyama was asked if he would ever sign a deal with a sports betting company: “Absolutely not. Honestly, I think it’s very sad to see some players promote it.”
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so now being gay is worse than drugs?
Val 🇻🇦🇪🇸
Kai saying Reggie having double cup and lean on stream not cool but the gay shit they do is cool ?
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Suni Lee ✨ [📸: @sunisalee ]
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