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The universal faucet for almost every household growing up in the 90s/2000s
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When the new co worker start telling you how to do shit
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the AI migos videos had yall SCREAMING
why the fuck is so hot in october
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Hold ya breath for 3min and see how short that is …
niggas be dying to fuck you for 3 min
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No matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL DEFINITELY FIND IT
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the 15 minutes between your first and second alarm is the fastest time can possibly move
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I was deleting pics in my phone yesterday and stumbled across this screenshot. I was in tears laughing at this poor guys pain
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The Broncos play calling isn’t the issue. Bo Nix is the issue. Bailing out of clean pockets, turning down throws. This is terrible QB play
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I don’t think McDonalds could’ve made a sandwich faster
TUA LMAOOOOO THERES NO WAYY
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25 years ago today, ‘Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase’ released direct to video.
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You literally have to micro clean everyday or your house will be a mess 😭😩
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When you open Instagram and see an intresting post on Threads but you can't read it all because you're never going to download that app
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Shits gone too far.
Restaurants are warning that Trump's tariffs on tomatoes could end free chips and salsa.
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October 3, 2017: 'BLACK CLOVER' aired its first episode October 3, 2026: 'BLACK CLOVER' Season 2 airs its first episode 9 years apart to the exact day. It's finally here.
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AMANHÃ TEM BLACK CLOVER!!!! 🔥
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That shower you take after cleaning the whole house >>>>>
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Five years after the end of the first season… Black Clover Season 2 coming TOMORROW on Crunchyroll! ✨More: bclover.jp
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Almost went on an episode of 1000 ways to die.😭😭
Almost blew his head smoov off
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I don't make multiple playlists. I make ONE. I shove all of the music I like in ONE BIG PLAYLIST. and if I don't want the song that plays, i SKIP IT
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