look at my lawyer dawg, i’m goin to horny jail
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[apologizing to my boss] sorry I'm just a wretched worm. I didn't do everything perfectly because I'm a wretched, vile worm
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Do I have any Black Sabbath moots I need to freak out abt smth and I have no one to freak out to
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nah, 'tis not a new dagger, i just shrunk me sword in the wash :(
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Dracula’s realtor is the kind of thing you’d think is a joke, maybe an SNL sketch. But actually it’s just the real premise of Dracula
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I’m not in either fandom but my entire tl is olivia and chappell fans clankvestigating that cute animated video they did for expectations bc it’s not drawn perfectly so it must be AI
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Student-teacher roleplay will now require depiction of A-levels or a vocational pathway such as T-levels or BTecs
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Just listened to a playlist I made for Haymitch after reading sotr and now I want to fall into the embers why did I make that
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badass Blair Waldorf protecting himbo Sam Winchester oh this god tier AU fic
A no-nonsense bodyguard (Leighton Meester) is hired to protect a charming action star (Jared Padalecki) over the holidays. Falling for him? That's where things get complicated.
GUARDING STARS, based on Katherine Center’s bestselling novel The Bodyguard, premieres November 18.
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i can’t believe none of you told me my leitmotif has been playing slower and in a minor key im so embarrasseddddd
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HAPPY HARD LAUNCH-A-VERSARY!
If you see this, do you remember where you were when you found out and/or do you have your reaction documented 👀
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(trying to groom an older man) you're so woke for your age
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