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September twenty-seventh is the widest day of the year when rendered in Arial
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SEPTEMBER TWENTY-SEVENTH is the longest day of the year (22 letters)
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I celebrate neither’Christmas nor’Easter
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"nonconductor" is the longest word that can be written in lowercase at a consistent x-height on a seven-segment display
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Bro is lifting the Tower of Hanoi
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BIBLIOLOGIES is the longest word that can be spelled upside-down on a calculator (531607017818)
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Now that it's firmly in the news cycle, reminder that ROGUE A.I. is one of society's shortest and greatest supervocalics (it has exactly one of each vowel)
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US states whose names are spelled entirely with the first half of the alphabet
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SPOUTING WHALE 🐳 is the longest emoji name with no repeating letters (it also contains exactly one of each vowel)
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Every word of WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORPS has exactly one letter in the same position as the word before it
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If you dangled the phrase from the start of WHITE it would look something like this
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Two company names that are anagrams
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Did you know that ABLEIST and LESBIAN are anagrams besides their last letters
did you know that there’s an ableist lesbian bar in western massachusetts
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PING PONG is the longest emoji name you can spell with letter emojis 🏓 = 🅿️ℹ️🆖🅿️🅾️🆖
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Longest emoji name that only uses each vowel: FLAG: MADAGASCAR 🇲🇬 EVERGREEN TREE 🌲 BITING LIP 🫦 ORTHODOX CROSS ☦️ THUMBS UP 👍
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FACE IN CLOUDS (😶‍🌫️) is the only emoji whose name contains exactly one of each vowel in order
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Did you know that YO, BASED: OREO ERODES A BOY spelled backwards is YO, BASED: OREO ERODES A BOY???
did you know that OREO spelled backwards is OREO???
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Shortest emoji: 🐂 (OX, 2 letters) Longest emoji: 🧑‍🦼‍➡️ (PERSON IN MOTORIZED WHEELCHAIR FACING RIGHT, 38 letters)
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Just moved out of Brooklyn Tower after living there for a year. It will always have a special place in my heart 🖤
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Radishes are kinda cool. They're radish
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