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just got pulled over while listening to leonard cohen and the officer said "this isn't what i'd call speeding music" ...it's opinions based
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adding “white” in front of “girl” in big 2026 isn’t the free misogyny pass it was during woke 1 btw lmao. people can and will jump you in the fucking replies
Having a convo on the phone on the train and for banter I told bro “get you a good girl, lock her down, breed her and cheat” 😭😭white girl next to me almost jumped out her seat. Fast forward she’s getting off the train with her man and try swing her bag in my face as she stood
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Everyone's talking about the John Lewis advert. But it’s nothing compared to this masterpiece from Thorne Travel.
Power-walking travel agents. A flash mob. Pumping house music. And unofficial Disney characters.
Every time you think they’ve run out of ideas, another one arrives.
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...............are we supposed to be on your side or are you just reflecting on past behavior?
thinking ab the time I broke up with an ex bc he was crying for his ex gf of 5 yrs who had to get her arm removed for petting & getting attacked by a stray dog… like idc go take care of her PLS
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reservations are so embarrassing like hi i'm here for my spaghetti appointment.
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did you know toronto has its own catacombs? it’s called the PATH
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U2’s The Edge Wrote an 'Elf' Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter variety.com/2026/film/news/u…
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i’m glad people are defending her. people have gotten way too comfortable publicly embarrassing others for no reason
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