I’m with my kid earlier, and we’re playing a game called Silly Poo; you hide a small plastic poop emoji looking thing and the other one has to find it. Basically just hide and seek.
We were the only ones there and playing for a bit and the kid says “Dad, there’s a coyote”. I’m like oh shit. A fucking coyote.
It’s not paying attention to us so I’m like alright grab your shit and walk around the corner. We make it and I’m like aight let’s book it and start running back the house and the kids super scared and starting to panic but really the thing didn’t care about us much.
But as I’m running, the fake plastic poop kept saying “You found me!!” and playing a goofy ass song. We made it home and we’re dying laughing at this goddamn plastic poop you just entirely trying to fuck our escape LMAO