my uncle and I killed the tickle monster on a camping trip in ‘07. Shot him right between the eyes, sumbitch is mounted on the mantle over the fire. Can still see the fear in his eyes and everything. Taxidermist went mad after making it, said he’d never touch hide nor hair again.
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boyfriend infohazard
You don’t need to be severely dehydrated to feel awful. At just 1.36% dehydration, women experience: ↑ Anger 8% ↑ Fatigue 17% ↑ Mood disturbance 19% ↑ Task difficulty 58% ↑ Difficulty concentrating 45% ↑ Headache severity 2x
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if new york got spider-man who protecting philadelphia
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when the bag is empty and there's just the drizzle flakes at the bottom..
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Perhaps the only part of America worth living in
Trump's approval in the northeastern corridor is generationally ass
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i like how you can tell there are ball-knowers working on this because she hit the microwalk
Anime girls 🤝 Street Fighter 6 now this is peak
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Mina Ha from Deadlock 🦇
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BBQビール欠乏症でアメリカの救急車に担ぎ込まれる私
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Summer 2026 your shorts better be borderline pants or boxer briefs none of that in between shit
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RT @modrngirls: i love walking around at whole foods lookin at all their bullshit
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Replying to @shakermakerxo
I just did a SLUT DROP and no one got hurt so it’s looking promising
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Just spent the evening with Trump @realDonaldTrump at Mara Lago - his STAMINA is Unbelievable for any age.
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Jill Biden, who is 74 years old, was seen shopping in a lingerie store in Nantucket. Follow: @AFpost
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Jesus christ people. PLEASE test your bananas
Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91
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Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Peter, Meg, Brian, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge, Stewie, Stan, Steve, Lois, Roger, Rick, Morty, Cleveland, Quagmire, Joe, Cartman, Kenny, Chris, Jerry, Hank, Klaus, Bobby
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When the dumbass ogre gets deported for this>>>>
When you've spent $40M and underperformed Hillary. #GA06
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Today in Brussels pretending it's 2012: treating Azerbaijan as a partner and source of hydrocarbons who's politics are heading in a worrying direction.
Azerbaijan is an important partner in the region. Together, the EU and Azerbaijan have made significant progress in strengthening their ties. We discussed ways to further increase trade and improve connectivity. Press conference with @Bayramov_Jeyhun ↓
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oh my gosh he tried to grape her? To SA her? did he try unalive her next? Was he a pdf file?
Watched Andor season 2 & yep it’s real. An imperial officer tries to grape Bix. Using the power dynamic that she’s an illegal & he can deport her. It’s beyond fucking retarded & doesn’t belong in Star Wars
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