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Someone asked me if I like Norm Macdonald. I says to him, I says, why, you got tickets?
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Cut this video for one of Norm’s best friends, Kevin Nealon.
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Cactuses footage in desert filmed by Kevin Nealon
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$900 for an electric toothbrush and they don't include a cover for the brush head.
Bluetooth, AI brushing feedback, and sensors to map your mouth, but a 45 cent piece of plastic is where the budget runs out.
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8.3 billion people in the world.
249 million with ADHD.
An ADHD meetup would be hilarious.
20% would forget.
30% who RSVP’d wouldn’t feel like going anymore.
The rest would be two hours late.
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If Daniel DeVito and Harold Styles started a clothing brand I would invest. It sounds fiscally responsible.
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Seth Rogen was in the live studio audience during the filming of this Seinfeld episode.
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Brad Tatner retweeted
Hear me now. If The Trash Man Danny DeVito refuses to accept my challenge, then I Franz will be forced to escalate. I will challenge Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Before stepping onto the treadmill at the gym, check the speed of the person to your left.
Make sure they notice.
Then set yours 1 mph faster.
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Dan Fogler hesitated to do "Balls of Fury" until he saw Christopher Walken was also in it
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You have that dream where you’re walking into a Jacuzzi warehouse, everyone’s yelling, and a dog is grilling corn
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Edi Patterson (Judy Gemstone) would cry-laugh constantly while writing on all four seasons of The Righteous Gemstones
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It’s acceptable to say Happy New Year until June 2026 in person and August 2026 by email or text
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People who’ve done you wrong don’t get to live rent free in your head. Invoice them monthly.
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