las buenas pal cielo y las malas pal honda
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yo contandole a todo el mundo que peso pluma le fue infiel a nicki nicole
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“Twitter is for porn”
Me after reading the stupidest tweet
known to the human kind:
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el resto por ouija
#GLEE
⚠️ATENCIÓN⚠️
¡¡3 de 10 CONFIRMADOS!!
@RollingStone confirma a Chord Overstreet y a Heather Morris.
1. Rachel Berry
2. Sam Evans
3. Brittany Pierce
Iremos desbloqueando según se vayan CONFIRMANDO OFICIALMENTE🤩
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RT @inceptstellar: people worrying about some "obsession ruining the oscars" when this is what the academy votes for
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HR accidentally sent the layoff list to the whole company.
My name was at the top.
Next to it, in my boss's handwriting: "Too old. Expensive. Replace with a graduate."
I had worked there for 19 years.
Everyone avoided my eyes in the lift.
I went home, made tea and opened a folder I'd kept since 2007.
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At the office looking up $8 million Soho lofts when this job pays $70k
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yo diciendo que el pendiente sigue en trámite cuando realmente se me olvidó que existía
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Que seas redonda no significa que todo gire al rededor tuyo gorda puta
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Me planning goals with my boss knowing I won’t be there next year
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everyone is in a fucking open relationship… OPEN THE SCHOOLS AND CLOSE THE RELATIONSHIPS!!!
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lana del rey album titles:
Woman looking at porn while driving caused deadly car crash in Utah, cops say.
Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/20/fatal-uta…
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