In a world where everyone thinks they’re DiCaprio, be Tobey Maguire.
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How about a Catholic serial killer who says β€œPeace be with you.” to every kill right after he finishes them off?
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Give Chris Christie the presidency. It’ll be like Vitellius all over again.
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I read these and think to myself β€œI like this guy. We could be friends.” but then I realize it’s just myself.
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HP Lovecraft is to Cormac McCarthy as the finest caviar is to a cake made of dung.
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Isn’t it kind of funny that the richest man of all time married and copulated with a woman named β€œGrimes”? That’s some Arthurian legend stuff right there. Money just can’t buy cool.
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"Considering sexual love as part of man's physical needs is a mistake. Deep down, man never has a physical sexual desire; essentially, man's desire is always psychic, and his physical desire is simply a translation and transposition of a psychic desire." β€” Julius Evola,
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My wife watching me list the Roman emperors by memory.
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The final nail in the coffin of society was when they did away with the Minute Maid Frozen Concentrated Pink Lemonade. After that, there could be no salvation.
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We cannot die an honorable death anymore. Civilization took that away.
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β€œThe Handmaid’s Tale” has done a lot of damage to Western civilization.
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β€œWhen do I get to meet her” Mom, I fall in love with whores. You don’t get to meet any of them
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β€œHe who is obliged to show his power has already lost it.” β€” Machiavelli
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Do not ever get on a telephone call with a woman. Text or talk in person. The phone gives them a 10 point stat boost to Ragebait and a 15 point stat boost to stupidity.
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Just saw a guy in a Texas Longhorns hat and laughed out loud.
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Non philosophical metacognition is a colossal waste of time.
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Just saw a guy holding onto his girlfriend in a public restaurant like a koala. He leaned at a forty-five degree angle. Dagestan is required.
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To the people who stay quiet and play their little social climbing game FUCK YOU.
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