Hockey fan....Fantasy hockey nut. 100% sperm and egg made.

Hard to attract talent when you have to overpay to make up for the tax bracket differential, the weather don't compete with these nontraditional markets, and the media up here is in your face daily. Let's not pretend its because a them hasn't won in 33 years.
I’m sorry but maybe a Canadian team can start attracting talent by winning a cup once in 33 years. And maybe gms can cool it with the NMCs. No one gets those in the NBA except LeBron caliber players. No one wanted to go to the panthers until they won
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Leafs should take Mckenna....but, who says no? Leafs trade: McKenna Rielly Robertson 2027 2nd Van: Pettie Hronek 3rd overall
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Tell Tony how great his frosted flakes are
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Shane Gillis did a parody of Trump, an impersonation....they didn't have a kid together. 😳 They only cuddled a little with some Bud Light
What could possibly go wrong?
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Playing Jeopardy. Alec Trebek: "Answer. The most racist governor in the USA?" Me, "What is Oregon?" Trebek "Correct, picm again," Me,...."Things to shoot in your ass hole, for $200 Alec?"
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$20 would be enough for me to choose the money
One night with all of them or $20k cash fellas what you choosing? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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A lot can't, how dare 20,000 be able to afford a hockey game.
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Fuck Leafs Twitter. Point out Leafs record with Rielly out like he is an issue, lol.why not look at what makes them better? Lily given top pp time and top 4 minutes/partner. Brodie is back on left side. Neither is a knock on Morgan, he's great. Leafs are better with him too
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So Staal should go to room for the hit to head....because concussion protocol...right?
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Alebeerta Drunkardton retweeted
Our government and especially the Democrat party hates U.S. citizens. They lie about everything. They lie under oath. They control 99% of the media who are merely paid government propagandists. They call us white supremacists, domestic terrorists, deplorables, extremists, and every name in the book 24/7. They tried to lock us down, bankrupt us, force an untested "vaccine" into our arms, then called us grandma murderers and told us we'd all die in a winter of death - when we wouldn't comply. Meanwhile, they left all the big corporations open for business and made them and Big Pharma filthy rich. They work with big tech to silence free speech. We we tell the truth, they label it hate speech and scream MISINFORMATION! They closed churches, left liquor stores open, and try to destroy our religious beliefs on a daily basis - then they shove their warped, twisted, woke, evil alternate reality down our throats 24/7. They send 100s of billions to protect Ukraine's borders while leaving ours wide open. They use the intel community, corrupt judges, corrupt DAs, and the full might of the U.S government to illegally crush their political opposition. Meanwhile, ignoring blatantly obvious crimes in their own party. They release murderers, thieves, rapists, and career criminals back onto our streets with a slap on the wrist to assault us over and over. And they finance it all by stealing half our money and somehow they all miraculously become filthy rich themselves while in office. Our biggest enemies aren't outside our borders - they're right here at home.
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Quote tweet this with who you think is going to be an x-factor for the Leafs in the playoffs. For me, maybe an unpopular opinion, but Jake McCabe is one that stands out to me.
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Alebeerta Drunkardton retweeted
Quote tweet this with who you think is going to be an x-factor for the Leafs in the playoffs. For me, maybe an unpopular opinion, but Jake McCabe is one that stands out to me.
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Face off in leafs zone...Jt 68% probability...Lundell 32%...leafs win draw....and ice puck. Lol
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This is why Provorov won't wear yer jersey.
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Alebeerta Drunkardton retweeted
🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨 In honor of Episode 100, we’re giving away an Authentic #NHL Cole Caufield jersey and some FHB swag! To be eligible to win you must: 1. Follow @FntsyHockeyBros 2. Retweet and like this post *Contest also open on Instagram
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The worst thing about enjoying eating a hot dog, is listen to people tell you why you shouldn't enjoy eating a hot dog. #hotdogs #STFU. #itssummerbitch
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Alebeerta Drunkardton retweeted
#mnwild fans 🤝 @RHartzy18 Today, @NordyWild helped deliver the $30,877 "Fine Fund" donation check to @childrensmn. Putting a bow on one of the best stories in hockey 🤗
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Chris Rock’s cousin, The, looks on in shock.
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Leave it to the #Habs to bring covid back to the NHL 😅
#Habs advise, “Assistant coach Luke Richardson has been placed on the COVID-19 protocol and will follow the guidelines set by the NHL.”
What a beauty. Get got dangles.
ANTONIO STRANGES DID IT AGAIN! 🤯 🎥: @LondonKnights | @AntonioStrange7