⋆｡°✩⎯⎯⎯🛸⎯⎯⎯✩°｡⋆ GREETINGS GOOBERS! My name is AlienMixture but you can call me Ali! I am SVA's green goober chaotic alien here to take over your planet and rule as queen!🌎👑 ⋆｡°✩⎯⎯⎯🛸⎯⎯⎯✩°｡⋆ [🪐TAGS🪐] ☆ Art #artistaliway ☆ NSFW #XXXTerrestrial ☆ Clips/Memes #Failien ⤥ twitch.tv/alienmixture ⤥ piped.video/@AlienMixture

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHY DOES THE TOILET PAPER ALWAYS START TEARING SIDEWAYS?! WHO DESIGNED THIS?! WHO LOOKED AT A ROLL OF PAPER AND SAID “YES. THIS SHOULD BE AN ENGINEERING CHALLENGE.” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AND WHY DO SOCKS DISAPPEAR IN THE WASH?! WHERE ARE THEY GOING?! IS THERE A SOCK DIMENSION?! WHY DOES THE DRYER NEED TRIBUTE?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! WHY DOES MY PHONE KNOW EXACTLY WHEN I’M ABOUT TO DROP IT?! I DROP IT AND IT GOES “OH, YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD CONTROL?!” AND WHY— WHY DOES THE USB HAVE THREE POSSIBLE ORIENTATIONS AND ONLY ONE WORKS?! I JUST WANT TO PLUG IN A USB. I AM NOT SOLVING THE FUCKING RIDDLE OF THE SPHINX.

LULULEMON! Best white girl store ever! Go in there with Starbucks in hand?! OOO! THE POWER I FELT COURSE THROUGH ME!

me: I need to save money also me: damn $6? that’s basically free! Life needs a little more delusion in it!

Sometimes I wish I could de-evolutionize so I could throw poop at people and get away with it

#artistaliway @alien_mixture Leaving Area 51, nothing to see here.

Just a funky alien 👽🛸 #artistaliway

I keep thinking about when I come back to stream… what if no one watches me anymore or what if I lost all my silly so I’m not entertaining anymore? My parents think I should stop and since I don’t have their support I feel maybe I’m chasing something dumb so it’s been hard to feel excited

Should I sell my old butt pillow with authentic girl smell and girl sweat stains?

me: I should probably get my life together also me at 2:47am: trying to figure out if a horse could legally be my emergency contact

Want to catch all the updates on the sports festival but cant watch 30 streams at once? We got you! Tune in to @alien_mixture and @NaeniaSelanyx who will be sportscasting live from SVA's BLACK DOME! Enjoy commentary, our halftime period and tournament updates as the event goes on! Join them October 24 and 25th!

There's a lot I wanna say but I have to be on my best behaviour

I woke up this morning to my cat Pebble staggering around, very weak, and throwing up. I took her to the vet and she has been hospitalised. So far just her visit and testing there has been $1.7k and I will be going back at 1pm to see if she has improved, and if not we will be transferring her to an emergency vet for more testing and care. They don’t know what is wrong with her yet so I don’t know how much her overall care will cost, it has already gone through all of my savings and more. I hate to ask but I need help I don’t think I could live with myself that I didn’t try everything possible to make her feel better and be prepared. If anyone could donate to help out I would really appreciate it, Pebble has saved my life more than once and I genuinely don’t think I would be here without her.

Yall ain’t ready for the content I have for my return!

I miss friends, I miss my goobers, I miss streaming, I miss saying the most heinous things ever!

We gonna be giving you all the SVA Sports News! IN THE DOME! Make sure to come check out @NaeniaSelanyx and I during the SVA sports festival as we cover all the games and the teams!

I FUCKING GOT HER! THE GRIND! THE REWARD AHHHHH THIS GAME HAS MY CLIT AAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Shes gonna be the reason a world wide corpo war is gonna start I swear....

Our competitors in the sports festival will be competing for their chance to be the winning team to acquire the coveted sports festival 1st place ribbon