Susim Mohanty (गब्बर का बाप)@altertwit

no defence. no attacks. just कटाक्ष gabbar ka baap | brand & comms | shankar-jaikishan | shailendra | tweets personal | @iimc_india | @micmanipal

 Ahmedabad
Based in India
Joined February 2010
Replying to @kumarmanish9
During my time at Vodafone, and before that, Hutch, had done boat branding at Kankaria Lake, almost 2 decades back...
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They named a destructive cyclone after a hyper-vocal, boorish TV anchor...???? 🙄
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The Great Indian @Flipkart Trick. Singularly. Spectacularly. 😡 And @amazonIN, sometimes... 😜
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Replying to @NiravAkshay
Reminded me of this trivia...
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The infinite amount of ज्ञान in an average LinkedIn post...
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A hard drunker...??? 🤔 Egg-xactly what you need in a #DryState #SignagesOfAmdavad
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Sorority Sisters of New York. #SignagesOfAmdavad
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भरी traffic में, U-Turn के मोड़ पे, casually Activa रोक के mobile check करना... जिगरा चाहिए. और यह जिगर किसी दुकान में नहीं मिलता. इसे इंसान ले कर पैदा होता है...(सनसनी देओल जी का dialogue) वाह दीदी, वाह... Ps: This activity was for a good 45-60 seconds... #SouthBopal
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Replying to @namratawrites @SatyaMehta14 @AhmedabadPolice @GujaratPolice
यह लो...
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Replying to @ildivino_42
PK movie wala locket...
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Replying to @namratawrites
दिल जलता है तो जलने दे, आंसू न बहा फ़रियाद न कर...
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Replying to @SHEKARSUSHEEL
I guess it's him only...
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Replying to @mehul_n_trivedi
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Imagine the chutzpah of the car owner. Parks his car in the middle of the busy road and dissappears to shop somewhere. पचासों flyovers, footpaths और FOBs बना लो, पर ऐसे नमूने 2047 तक भारत को विकसित होने नहींं देंगे... 😡 #ZeroCivicSense #SouthBopal
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Replying to @namratawrites
Celebrate here...
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Who called it sustainable and not सस्ते-nable fashion...??? 🙄
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Replying to @Mercedes5494
For authenticity, Tukaram himself... Opening titles be like : Introducing IAS Mundhe In and as Tukaram.
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Replying to @coolfunnytshirt
Shailendra, the greatest ever... Javed Akhtar has addressed a whole session on 'Kyun Naache Sapera' at the Shailendra Shatabdi Samaroh organised in Delhi on 2nd September 2023. youtu.be/_etXWsRJfs8?si=Uj2R…

Kyun Nachey Sapera (Guide) - Javed Akhtar remembers Kaviraj Shailen...

Shailendra and his insightful lyrics in Vijay Anand and Dev Anand's...

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Replying to @kumarmanish9
Loin: Raabert, तुम गैंग छोड़ कर Robot क्यूँ बनना चाहते हो? Raabert: पहले गलगोटिया, और अब यह गरबा organisers, आपसे बहुत ज़्यादा पैसे दे रहे हैं... 😎
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Replying to @kumarmanish9 @Ozaemotion @Chiragkapuriya @RajTMulchandani @mehul_n_trivedi
Sunday TP @ TP. Tea पी और TP की. एक उपमा, दो spoon, मर्द जात, let's meet soon...
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#Navratri is Gujarat's favourite Pass-Time...
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Works better than walnuts. 😎
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Replying to @namratawrites
Somewhere, a 'surgeon' is appreciating this tweet...
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Wrong side driving. And with high beam on. 🚘 गाड़ी का नाम नहीं लूँगा. 🚙 आप Google कर लेना... 😎
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Replying to @namratawrites
Here's a T-Post. And it may cause a-fence later...
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Accessories महंगाई के साथ कदम नहींं मिला पा रही... #Apple #iPhone
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क्या तुम सो रही हो? नहीं, मैं तो jaggery हूं... Ps: This rasmalai better be gud... 😎
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India is great. But this one is grater. 😎
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Ravi Kishan: Step your mind, brother. Step your mind.
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ऐसी हरकतें हम जैसे लोगों को शोभा देता है. #JavedAkhtar जैसे celebs को नहीं. 🙄
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Replying to @ildivino_42
Old joke...
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Replying to @Seldomcooker1 @U_pasana @namratawrites
लोग तकिया को सालों से देखते आ रहे हैं... नई बात क्या है... 😜
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अब हाथ उठें, तो दुआ के लिए नहीं, #Duo के लिए... 🤲 #iPhoneDuo #Apple
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The real GIFT in #DryState... 😜
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Replying to @kumarmanish9
Airport की चाय है, यह important नहींं है. दस रुपये की मिली है, यह important है...
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Replying to @altertwit @kumarmanish9
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Replying to @kumarmanish9
The fear is real...
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Replying to @psychidiaries
Echoing your thoughts, Doc...🙏
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Replying to @Riddhishree27
Salil Chaudhary's magical collab with Shailendra is simply magical. Each song, a gem. I choose 'Chil Chil Chilla Ke' from Half Ticket, as both composer and lyricist broke their shackles of serious and sombre image to create this hilarious number. youtu.be/yBZagn-PGNU?si=I52z…
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Connect for Mental Health Roadside Assistance. #SignagesOfAmdavad
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How will corporate slaves draft long-winded mails and leave applications now...?? 🙄 And बकलोल #Linkedin posts...???
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Replying to @yoonshabnami
Not a fan of #LaxmikantPyarelal. But this early gem by them, has been an eternal favorite since forever... youtu.be/MCRfiK53mpE?si=5KTr…

MERE MEHBOOB QAYAMAT HOGI Original Full Song 4K | मेरे मेहबूब क़यामत | Kishore Kumar | Mr X In...

MERE MEHBOOB QAYAMAT HOGI Original Full Song 4K | मेरे मेहबूब क़यामत...

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दुनिया में चलने की जगह की कमी नहीं. एक #SouthBopal दूसरा #Pattaya
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Replying to @ViCustomerCare
भाई, आप रहने दो... 🙏
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Replying to @OversLife
This reminded me of my post on FB few years back...
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20/20 I am ancient.
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Replying to @ChanchalPanghal
And this one... Incidentally, both compositions by #ShankarJaikishan youtu.be/lO0ICq0FRrg?si=jeNm…

Bedardi Balma Tujhko 4K Song | Arzoo 1965 | Lata Mangeshkar Sad Hindi Song | Rajendra Kumar, Sadhana

✨ Bedardi Balma Tujhko | Arzoo (1965) ✨Experience the deep emotio...

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Life's #Signature move. #Dost अपने #PassPass रखो.
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Replying to @namratawrites
Rakhee एक बंधन है... #OldIsGold
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Replying to @Riddhishree27
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इतना भी सच नहीं बोलना था... 😎 #SignagesOfAmdavad
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Replying to @mehul_n_trivedi @kingfisherworld
Non-alcoholic. But strong. #irony 😂
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Dry state. Wet pleasures. And Vijay Mallya be like... क्या क्या देखना पड़ रहा है... 😭 #SignagesOfAmdavad
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Replying to @Roopa13B
This too.... youtu.be/Xbnj55AUtXE?si=cu2P…

Tum Roothi Raho Main Manata Rahun | Mukesh,Lata Mangeshkar|Aas Ka...

Presenting TUM ROOTHI RAHO MAIN MANATA RAHUN FULL VIDEO SONG from A...

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My new BFF on #Truecaller... 😜 #BajajFinanceFraud
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