It's a sad day when satire is required to highlight sheer insanity.
Babylon Bee gets it.
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The Clancy trial demonstrates just how impossible it is for women to hold each other accountable for their actions. Even if those actions include murdering small children. If it was a man, they would've asked for the death penalty. For her: Freedom & $1,000,000+ Sickening.
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Today is your occasional reminder that Marathon has 3245 players over the last 24 hours. #Marathslop #Marathon
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A reminder that Hasan Piker is a terrorist asset promoting the violent anti-Semitic ideology of Hamas and Hezbollah. As a terrorist sympathizer he should be deported to Gaza so he can fully experience the Islamic Caliphate he idolizes.
i am a very accessible media figure. it is strange that i am blacklisted from most of these news outlets who will talk about me endlessly. it’s perhaps easier to present a negative frame rather than address me directly and have your audience recognize that i’m fairly agreeable
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Why don't the rules apply to Black players in the WNBA?
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LOL. And Marathon stans wonder why nobody's playing their dumb game.
Average gamer is so fucking stupid they think that the thing called a guarded exfil is all sunshine and rainbows. The game has onboarding issues sure but if you can't read and use your brain even a little I think there's no hope for you beyond having Bungie play the game for you.
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Checking ticket availability for the Odyssey and few of the 15 sessions per day are even half full. The rest are either empty or have a half dozen seats booked. This might do well at Imax, but I get the impression Nolan's about to learn an expensive lesson. About goddamn time.
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Mixtape: Vibe-coded millennial cringe.
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Watching Marathon continue to crash and burn is a joy. Bungie deserves this.
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"Marathon is great, why don't you like it?" Because pixel vomit is not an art style, it's a cry for help.
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Bungie: "We are here for the long haul on Marathon." This is known as "sunk cost fallacy". The inability to disconnect and pivot to something players actually want is going to sink them as a company. The writing is on the wall for exploitative live-service slop like Marathon.
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Crimson Desert is the anti-"Call of Duty". CD is all gameplay and little story. Call of Duty's single player is all story with no game-play where cool moments are interactive movies without the systems to support what's supposedly happening.
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Fleekazoid continues to be one of the funniest fucking commentators in all of gaming.
Free will maxing in Crimson Desert
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Crimson Desert has the biggest (by far), most fully realized, most living open world ever created. It is beyond huge with wonders around every corner. The UI is trash and the controls are janky but the experience itself makes it the Baldur's Gate 3 of open world games.
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Haters don't destroy a TV show - lack of people watching destroys a TV show. Starfleet Academy is being cancelled because it didn't make the numbers. And the fault for that sits squarely with one Alex Kurtzman.
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Delighted to see that the utter incompetent dross that is Starfleet Academy is being killed with fire after Season 2. So deserving.
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I just saw @zack12489 Asmongold describe The View as "Andrew Tate for chicks" and I couldn't agree more.
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Today I read an article in which the author lamented the low pick rate for King Shark in the new Suicide Squad game. He found it 'upsetting'. Jesus Christ dude, get out and touch some grass. If you find that upsetting, you're gonna have a meltdown when you find out about taxes.
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So let me get this straight. RockSteady spent 9 years creating..... Anthem - Kill the Justice League. youtu.be/ckky1nEnEvY?si=qdZw… No wonder the principals left. This game looks exactly what a bunch of Warner Bros. executives would produce.
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dice.com/career-advice/micro… Empathy is an artefact of being human - the only people who have to 'learn' empathy are fucking sociopaths who learn it specifically to manipulate others. Tells us a lot about you Satya.
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