Member of Founding Staff @hellopatient | Previously: Led consumer and growth product @carbonhealth | Hobbies include getting fired constantly | Mostly satire
Austin, TX
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Excited to share that we've raised a $22.5m Series A for Hello Patient, led by Scale Venture Partners.
This is by far the worst announcement video I've ever made.
I can't believe our lead investor agreed to this
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Some big news! We’re hiring a VP of Sales at Hello Patient as we head into the next phase of growth and 50+ people.
Looking for someone who loves coaching AEs, getting into deals, and can build out a high performing sales team to scale as we continue to move upmarket and serve larger healthcare groups.
Today we serve thousands of providers across hundreds of locations and handle tens of thousands of conversations per day.
My DMs are open and welcome any recommendations and full JD is below:
jobs.ashbyhq.com/hellopatien…
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I take back everything I’ve ever said about O Hare. LAX is the worst fucking airport in the country
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Not sure how I feel about the fact that Alexandr Wang now looks like majority of the rednecks I grew up with in South Florida
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Gave Muse access to MyFitnessPal and now I just send it info about my meals throughout the day and it logs it for me.
I never have to touch MFP's horrendous UI ever again 🥰
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My wife and I no longer talk to each other, instead our AI agents communicate on our behalf.
This is the future 😍
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Ah yes, these are the type of very serious employees I definitely would trust with my company’s insurance
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Muse for personal assistant
Codex for work
Claude if you enjoy being in an abusive relationship with your AI
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wrote out a list of who I’m looking for in a co-founder.
X, work your magic.
non negotiable:
- irish
- healthy cofounder energy
- smart, funny, privately held
- payment service provider mentality
- post economic (still increasing the GDP of the internet)
- must be kind, generous, thoughtful about never going public
- can meet anywhere but must support 135+ currencies
- has red hair
strongly preferred:
- MIT dropout
- works in tech (career is blended into global financial infrastructure)
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How does one stop our competitors from posting slop AI articles that get picked up by the AI search engines and share false info about what we do?
Feels like I find a new slop article every other day
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Fucking incredible
Through the VOICE trial, Terry is using his Neuralink implant to help fine-tune a brain-to-voice interface for himself and others who can’t speak. He trained the algorithm first by miming speech as best he could, then by simply thinking the words and hearing them come out in his own natural voice.
Powered by Grok Voice from @SpaceXAI
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Never realized that Marc Benioff was the largest man in San Francisco.
Really makes you think
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Alex Cohen retweeted
@HelloPatient (of @anothercohen fame) announced its acquisition of Converse Health this week, the latest move in the widening copilot wars.
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Bernie is basically the Jim Cramer equivalent of technological progress
Dario Amodei, Elon Musk and Sam Altman now agree that we must slow down the development of AI and “pace the frontier.”
That’s a start, but it’s not enough.
When you are racing towards a cliff, you don’t just ease up on the gas pedal. You hit the brakes.
When the future of humanity is at stake we need a PAUSE on advanced AI development and a ban on artificial superintelligence — an AI mind smarter than any human and capable of operating independently beyond our control.
At their upcoming AI summit, Trump and Xi must negotiate a treaty to pause AI and ban superintelligence before it is too late.
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