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Can we stop screwing around and just frost the whole pop tart? We have the technology
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AI is so much smarter than us. Trying to put guardrails on it is like a toddler trying to take your car keys. Kid, I will punt you out of this parking lot
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This is the view from the Washington Monument today. Instead of seeing the White House we get to see Idiocracy
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Therapist: hi, I’m Gryff
Me: can I call you Gryffindor?
Gryffindor: no
Me: can I call you High Plains Gryffter?
High Plains Gryffter: no
Me: this isn’t a good fit
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*reading about Icarus but stopping 2/3 through* Wow. He really did it. He flew super close to the sun with no consequences
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My dad told me he bought a new tv. He said he didn’t have a tape measure with him to check if it would fit in his car so he used his phone. I was so proud of him for using the Measure app.
When I asked him how big it was he said: “seven phones high and fifteen long”
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The people at the dermatology center loved my song:
🎶one of these moles is not like the others, one of these moles does not look the same🎶
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One month out from paper vintage! Should be the biggest one yet. Full proxy welcome. Come cast Black Lotus!
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