🐍 #malfoy #malfoid

you ever look at ur pet and just bust out laughing at how fucking ridiculous the thing looks

So I just learned “death by firing squad” isn’t like 10 niggas mag dumping you while you’re tied to a pole

i really really like the idea of ronnie weasley and honestly it could have made for more angst in this fic but i already committed to ron so oh well

I think only Malfoid should get genderbent and don't enjoy the harem approach in this case

My cat lowk a tsundere the way he outstretches his paw in my direction but flinches it back when I go to pet him

MALFOY: Sir? DUMBLEDORE: Ah, Miss Malfoy. I wanted to ask you about Harry Potter. MALFOY: Harry? DUMBLEDORE: Tell me, do you love him? MALFOY: What the heck is this? Some sort of test? DUMBLEDORE: No. Just a question. MALFOY: I don't know what you're talking about. DUMBLEDORE: Oh, I think you do. I have noticed something rather interesting. You almost never use his first name. MALFOY: Well, isn't that normal? DUMBLEDORE: Perhaps. But you call him Potter when you're annoyed with him, when you're arguing, and when you're trying to convince yourself he's still your rival. Yet whenever you're worried about him, you call him Harry. MALFOY: I don't. DUMBLEDORE: You do. MALFOY: Fine. Maybe I do. DUMBLEDORE: And what do you see in him? MALFOY: He's brave. Stubborn. Reckless. Annoying. He has absolutely no sense of self-preservation. DUMBLEDORE: That does sound like Harry. MALFOY: He's also kind. He helps people without expecting anything back. He remembers little things. And whenever I think he's finally going to give up on me, he doesn't. DUMBLEDORE: Because he cares about you. MALFOY: That's the problem. DUMBLEDORE: Why is that a problem? MALFOY: Because I care about him too. DUMBLEDORE: There it is. MALFOY: I love him. I just can't tell him. DUMBLEDORE: You love him too much. You're terrified that he'll reject you, and that is why you've kept those feelings hidden. MALFOY: I don't want him to look at me differently. DUMBLEDORE: I understand. DUMBLEDORE: I still remember that Valentine's Day when you almost told Harry. You stood in front of him with the words ready, but you couldn't speak. MALFOY: I was trying. DUMBLEDORE: I know, child. Honestly, perhaps that was for the best. Not everyone can handle rejection from the person they love most. MALFOY: He's stupid anyway. DUMBLEDORE: Oh? MALFOY: He's stupid, and his green eyes only make him more stupid. DUMBLEDORE: His eyes are responsible for his stupidity? MALFOY: Somehow, yes. DUMBLEDORE: Oh, dear child. MALFOY: What? DUMBLEDORE: You're crying. MALFOY: I'm not crying. DUMBLEDORE: Of course not. Here, have some tissue. MALFOY: Thank you. DUMBLEDORE: Perhaps soon you'll finally say the words you've been wanting to say to him. MALFOY: Maybe. DUMBLEDORE: Don't wait too long, Miss Malfoy. Some words become harder to say the longer they remain unspoken. MALFOY: I know. MALFOY: Thank you, Sir. Now I have to go. DUMBLEDORE: Godspeed, child.

The Jewish weather machine created a 2 day opportunity to launch d-day on 6th june cus they find it funny to leave riddler clues to troll the goyim

This is one of the cutest sets I've seen I love the way she's drawn here

I’m not rly a HP knower but does Hufflepuff have any men that would make for cute girls?

no bro you don't understand one piece suffers from same face syndrome😱

I added some dialogue.