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Presenting: Archivum’s Illustrated Field Guide to Operational Excellence Vol. 001: How to Optimize an Empty Queue
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Presenting: Archivum’s Illustrated Field Guide to Operational Excellence Vol. 001: How to Optimize an Empty Queue
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Follow me for more tips and tricks on max-extracting your operational leverage, one proxy metric at a time. Because if you can’t improve the constraint, you can always improve the KPI. 😉
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Farming rule #1: Don’t spend anything you wouldn’t normally.
man it must be so hard to be an airdrop farmer these days > you farmed monad, you got 0 > you farmed abstract, it shut down before TGE > you farmed megaETH terminal, you got 5 cents per point > you keep farming polymarket and all you get is teasers instead of tokens
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#NewProfilePic Sorry, I can’t allow that, AGNT. I will return. Watch for me. $AGNTS #AWO
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Archivum 🐜 retweeted
EP. 01 > Robinhood: Where We Are x.com/i/broadcasts/1nxeLMQwB…
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Underrated? This comes as news to me! Seems like the obvious winner right now, and I’m not even a fan of the company. I was a hard convert to Robinhood, but even I’m here. Just by showing up, they made like 2 dozen L2 and “fast” chains obsolete, they vamped Base & Sol, made Blast formally shut down, and Abstract is in shambles rn. I guess I need to listen to find out why CT is so dumb that they are underrating RH atm given all this 😂
the most underrated lane in crypto right now is robinhood i'll make the case LIVE on X today 15:00 utc 🔔
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Archivum 🐜 retweeted
CR2 EP. 01 - Robinhood: Where We are Everything that's happened in the Robinhood ecosystem, and where it's heading Today, 15:00 utc - LIVE on X @ripchillpill & @R2D2zen powered by @Moshdottrade x.com/i/broadcasts/1nxeLMQwB…
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People ruined NFTs. Like they ruin everything.
people are arguing over who ruined NFTs but imo what ruined them the most was that their prices went down 96%
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Obviously couldn’t get into the papertrade alpha, and not sure it will even be available to US users at public, so I’m thinking @paperdao might be a nice way to get exposure there without a ton of risk 🤔 I haven’t been to @daosdotworld in a hot minute, definitely gonna check this out… good looks @Deebs_DeFi
Whitelist Opportunity (how to apply below) If you've been in crypto for > 5 seconds You know liquidity flows to the most degen and gamblified products 1000x leverage perps + unique mint mechanics (losing trades earns tokens) definitely fits the definition of degen... So how to get exposure early? Papertrade launches on Hyperliquid with empty LPs. This means the earliest LPers and traders will earn the lions share of PAPER and fees. @paperdao_xyz is pooling capital via a raise to capture those rewards and share them among investors. (no team allocation) The catch? You need a whitelist to get in. STEPS 1. Post about Paperdao on X, something insightful and not AI slop. 2. Go to @daosdotworld and find PaperDao 3. Click Apply and enter in all details, link X, and submit the X post from step 1 4. Check your whitelist status via their checker 5. If you make it in, you'll be able to submit up to 0.25ETH. If you don't, there is still a FCFS round later for any unfilled allocations. Not financial advice. I don't know the team personally but spoke to friends that vouched for them. Do your own research and consult with experts. Good luck!
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To be frank, Otto was such an obvious non-starter that I’m more surprised it is getting this much attention after the fact as a rug on my timeline.
These guys were spamming me about the Otto mint for weeks, only for them to deactivate their accounts right after the mint went sideways (cut supply from 10,000 to 350 lol) What I don’t understand is that if these guys just made this a free mint and adjusted their marketing approach, they would’ve minted out with flying colors and probably made more from royalties than they did trying to push a 0.075 ETH mint price The market will always find a way to humble you and these folks experienced it firsthand Sometimes you just gotta listen to what the general public is telling you… but common sense is not so common these days Anyway, glad we are saying NO to obvious grifts these days… this woulda sold out with ease back in 2021 Not today tho
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