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What’s your favorite photo where someone is visibly seething with contempt
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I promise you: nobody is lying about their favorite albums in order to impress you. That has never happened and it will continue to never happen for the remainder of time
“The 9 albums that defined me” so you just came out of the womb listening to Elliott Smith and Brian Eno??? Where is the embarrassing stuff
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Your taste in art will grow and change with you. Is my favorite album still going to be Black Messiah when I’m 40? I have no idea. There’s probably music that will come to define me in the future that hasn’t even been released yet. I think that’s exciting!
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It’s cool and relatively unsurprising that I’m Tom Waits’ strongest soldier now that I’m 32, but that shit was wicked alienating when I was 13. I do it for the love of the game, but it’s nice when my bullshit taste in art is vindicated with time
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Dracula
The Mummy
The Wolf Man
Frankenstein
The Phantom of the Opera (Lon Cheney, Sr.)
Gill Man
Mr. Hyde
The Phantom of the Opera (Claude Rains)
All bangers tho
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Finally, a new entry into the Fallen Cinematic Universe
First look at Mike Flanagan's ‘THE EXORCIST’ film, starring Scarlett Johansson, Chiwetel Ejiofor & John Leguizamo.
The film follows a detective who watches the execution of a serial killer - only for his murder spree to continue in demonic ways.
In theaters on March 12, 2027.
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I understand if someone doesn’t like cooking or if they just don’t want to do it, but it’s ridiculous how many people on here try to pretend like cooking your own meals is this arcane art that’s prohibitively expensive. Just be honest!
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My Top 5 of the 2020s as a rube who goes to the cinema a regular amount:
Red Rooms (Plante, 2023)
No Other Choice (Park, 2025)
A Different Man (Schimberg, 2024)
Oppenheimer (Nolan, 2023)
Killers of the Flower Moon (Scorsese, 2023)
I've got so many still to see but right now, top 5 2020s:
Do Not Expect Too Much Ffrom the End of the World (Jude)
Evil Does Not Exist (Hamaguchi)
Close Your Eyes (Erice)
Caught By The Tides (Jia)
The Mastermind (Reichardt)
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You could easily learn to season your food. It’s free and there’s nothing stopping you from doing it.
I agree with this. The people who keep screaming that it’s “cheaper” eat the same depressing, boring food, day after day. I’m not making chicken and rice and sandwiches and stew for weeks on end. Sure, that would be “cheaper” in the long run. But you’re eating like a dog.
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