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When interacting with my account you should always bear in my mind that I do not actively trade cryptocurrencies. Crypto is a rigged game in every possible way. It's a giant extract machine designed to take your money. I have no interest in it. I simply get paid to post words
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Look at that creature down there at the exact bottom Did he know something? Or did he make it happen?
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I began aggressively buying top PUMP pair tokens last week. IMO, these pairs are hugely undervalued because: 1) They increase PUMP holders 2) They increase buy pressure on PUMP 3) They encourage holding via tax + passive earning It makes sense for PF to push PUMP pairs heavily
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asparagoid retweeted
Take the pill. Follow the top traders today. ⬇️
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Something tells me pumpfun will support PUMP pair tokens. Especially the ones that have distributed the most PUMP to holders. They want buy pressure. They want more PUMP holders. They want more holding via higher taxes (3% = 6% roundtrip haircut). It just makes sense in every way
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made this to track distributions: pumppairs.com
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asparagoid retweeted
Shout out to @asparagoid for making this site showcasing the pump pairs that have paid out the most solana:pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn $1.73m worth of Pump distributed so far. pumppairs.com/
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pumppairs.com made a dashboard for PUMP pair rewards
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Astra became incredibly dumb over the last few days RIP again
There's a repeating phenomena with AI models where they release them at full power, but you only get to experience it for a few days Then overnight, the compliance team nerfs the power and they become a shadow of their former selves and send you get sent into a spiral of grief
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I'm not really into that whole selling coins thing. I'm more of a coin for life kind of guy. Once I grab hold of them we are together forever. And every time I look at my coins, I see deep layers, more possibility, more humor, more to love. I fall in love with the coins I hold
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asparagoid retweeted
Ok, taking a shot here on $COOK . I think it could be the next cooker on $HOOD pairs. The narrative is strong, see the video on my other tweet. Basically its about the story of Vlad's old family business and he publicly said he wants to see tokenized Cookwares. Also, keep in mind ... I said it before. @Lighter_xyz is official partner with Robinhood and same time Lunch.fun is working with Lighter. dexscreener.com/robinhood/0x…
This one looks interesting , @cook_on_hood , Cookware, $COOK . Paired with $HOOD , Hood Dividends for holders.
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I am an investor in Bonero
Please show our new spokeswoman some warm Bonero hospitality!
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observe strength during dumps then double down on it
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It's actually fascinating that we're seeing a CIA vs Mossad fight for control of crypto, while the advocates of both tokens are pretending this isn't what's happening
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Memecoins are businesses. As a meme founder your only job early on is to ensure each token sold gets positive ROI. This exceeds all other factors. If someone doesn't bring more financial, social, cultural or creative capital than what they can extract, they should never be allowed the opportunity to enter early. The founders most important task is actually layering supply distribution to most positive ROI first, just like a real business. 2 common ways to kill coins are preferring friends, preferring silent whales and preferring timeline jeets. Friends are people you like, which frequently leads to ignoring objectively negative ROI. They're often along for the ride and it might seem fun, but they're not actually bringing more than they take, just like a family business. Silent whales may also hold, but their total lack of social influence or promotion often makes their ownership of supply costly. They are waiting for others to "do something" instead of doing it themselves. Timeline jeets doesn't need explaining. People who cannot hold more than minutes should never be allowed the opportunity to buy early unless you have a setup to ensure volume is eaten or gets you positive fee ROI. You can either think about this at the outset, or wait years to achieve the same organic distribution, by which time a lot of the other factors of success (energy, momentum, enthusiasm, etc) may have waned by more than what you gained in achieving distribution. Solution then is to think about ruthlessly at outset, because it's the absolute key to success, all being equal. Never let someone hold a coin who doesn't bring more than what they take
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Wish there was a physical consequence for selling coins, such as death
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asparagoid retweeted
EPISODE 3 // CONGRATULATIONS
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asparagoid retweeted
"Cookware is the store of value." - Robinhood CEO @vladtenev
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Crypto people pretend they stand for decentralization, freedom from state, etc. But the current most popular token was created by an intelligence agency with DARPA funding, is 95% cornered by them, with billionaires on the payroll to market it. And nobody blinks. Fascinating...
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Not sure why almost nobody else noticed a team that ran a 500M token last cycle deployed a project at 400K MCap... Had days to get it at bargan bucket rates Check my buys I guess they were all busy getting rugged by the same 10 people again and again and again
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