self proclaimed greatest man to ever breathe.

Upstairs, going hard
291
1,348
48,568
7,980,137
Guardiola failed the drug test twice in his playing career, testing 4 times above the legal limit. At Barcelona, the club has admitted paying the VP of the refereeing association while he was manager Now City guilty of 115 charges while he was the manager. Pattern?
2
98
Gonna be crazy when they go through the #Pepsteinfiles
🇪🇸🚨 | 𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂: Pep Guardiola is now the manager linked to two of football’s biggest controversies. 🔵 Barcelona’s Negreira case — involving payments to a former refereeing chief. 🔵 Manchester City’s 115-case saga — with City reportedly found guilty of 114 charges.
56
I’d love to do this to my kids but it’s no longer possible to find love so 🤷🏿‍♂️
Parents thinking is this being served or finished😂😂 waiter or a hungry lion😁😁
31
You actually have to glass him for that you know cos are you sick?
Ain’t No way this stand up comedian snatched up his hairline like that 😭😭
1
2
237
Might be teaching me what bleach tastes like soon
what is life teaching you rn?
54
JUSTIN HERBERT FUCKING SUCKS retweeted
Does spotify shuffle ever actually shuffle your library? because how the hell do i have thousands of songs saved and somehow keep hearing the same 20 tracks or same artiste over and over.
127
159
6,044
252,173
In the same order as well
Does spotify shuffle ever actually shuffle your library? because how the hell do i have thousands of songs saved and somehow keep hearing the same 20 tracks or same artiste over and over.
1
196
“People”
Social media has convinced a lot of people that an ordinary relationship is not enough. Your partner must spoil you, travel with you, post you, understand you without explanation, pay every bill and somehow never have a bad day. Real relationships are between two imperfect people trying to build a good life together.
58
JUSTIN HERBERT FUCKING SUCKS retweeted
English football fans have been on their knees begging for city to win the league every year despite knowing they’ve cheated, but how dare Arsenal score from corners! Stay on that side lads👍🏼
24
833
5,118
51,027
Your friends want to find love and you’re hating? Weird behaviour
I don’t like hanging with single ppl that are obsessed with finding someone That shit is annoying
1
24
1,107
JUSTIN HERBERT FUCKING SUCKS retweeted
"People" is doing some heavy lifting right there.
The dating pool is full of people trying to be taken care of, not enjoy a person and it’s sad af.
62
3,496
19,258
484,503
“People”
The dating pool is full of people trying to be taken care of, not enjoy a person and it’s sad af.
52
He’s got to stop trying this man 😭
Arsenal fans you have yourselves a new Gyokeres clip
61
Take United out of here immediately.
The only heritage clubs that did it the right way
1
2
208
JUSTIN HERBERT FUCKING SUCKS retweeted
🇵🇸Mr. lil harlow & the big steppers⛷️
The 2020 NFL Draft QB Class is aging like milk ...except for one player
2
44
464
15,422
JUSTIN HERBERT FUCKING SUCKS retweeted
We're in the trenches guys!
3,630
46,758
71,206
JUSTIN HERBERT FUCKING SUCKS retweeted
The Book of IF Man 😂😂😂
33
394
2,420
78,725
JUSTIN HERBERT FUCKING SUCKS retweeted
Black kit for Man City’s funeral. Class club.
The Arsenal third shirt for the 2027/28 season will be primarily black. Adidas want to display the message ‘fashion-forward’ with them set to make the shirt something you can wear outside of football. 🤝 with @IamCrisJ
4
819
9,672
189,027
JUSTIN HERBERT FUCKING SUCKS retweeted
“The Athletic has been informed that it could turn out to be a class action, with the other Premier League sides coming together as one to seek damages.”
Jösef
🚨 Premier League clubs planning legal action following guilty verdict against Manchester City relating to financial rule breaches. Lawyers instructed & work under way for some time before #ManCity outcome; would be after any appeals process @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7630331…
4
152
1,832
35,270
JUSTIN HERBERT FUCKING SUCKS retweeted
⚪️
🏆 League Cup (2018) 🏆 Premier League (2018) 🏆 Community Shield (2018) 🏆 League Cup (2019) 🏆 Premier League (2019) 🏆 FA Cup (2019) 🏆 Community Shield (2019) 🏆 League Cup (2020) 🏆 League Cup (2021) 🏆 Premier League (2021) 🏆 Premier League (2022) 🏆 Premier League (2023) 🏆 FA Cup (2023) 🏆 Champions League (2023) 🏆 Super Cup (2023) 🏆 Club World Cup (2023) 🏆 Premier League (2024) 🏆 Community Shield (2024) 🏆 League Cup (2026) 🏆 FA Cup (2026) Ten years. 20 trophies. One Pep Guardiola 🩵
Community note
Manchester City has been found guilty of 114 of the 115 charges for non-compliance with Premier League financial rules after an investigation by an independent commission. nytimes.com/athletic/70497… nytimes.com/athletic/76303… bleacherreport.com/articles/25502…
29
4,790
43,706
1,173,977